Warming up the new embassy

[steenia]

Testing testing....
is this thing on?
clears throat
I would like to thank all the people that made this embassy possible. I have a list here of three hundred, in order of importance, which I shall now begin to read in a monotone voice.
First...
A flying squirrel smacks into the speakers head, and a long haired, goateed man walks up to the mic.
Our canidate, Bobby the flying squirrel (vote for him for president of Steenia) would like to do away with this posers boring speech and just say one word.
Bobby.
:'(Chirupp!
Thank you Bobby.
That's right, he said:
party!
Two trucks full of beer, one truck of soda, and a truck full of Kein Aber's best baked goods pull up. Three 'next generation' video 6-ports are pulled in with a total of 18 consoles running Zelda on big screen tv's and music is pumped out of several loudspeakers.
[shadow=red,left,300]Vote for Bob 2006!!!![/shadow]

[steenia]

that last red blurry bit was supposed to say Vote for Bob 2006.

-paid for by the people for Governmental Flying Squirrels

[Ness Snorlaxia]

What a great speech! I know who I'm going to vote for now!

[steenia]

Yes, he gets a lot of votes

[Ness Snorlaxia]

But wait a minute? Aren't those dancing squirrels up there?

[You]

Is it just a coincedence the Futaba Aoi is Aoi Futaba(an anime hero)

[Ness Snorlaxia]

I would think that it's a coincidence. On their WFE, it says that it's named after a flower in the Kamo Shrine.

[steenia]

Yep, I discovered the dancing squirrel!
HAHAHAAAAAAA!

Ahem.... sorry

I only recently discovered the anime hero. It is a coincidence

[Ness Snorlaxia]

Yes, and it's our regional animal!

[steenia]

Well, see, this was meant to be! The flying (almost typed dancing) squirrel is my national animal

[Ness Snorlaxia]

Hehe, what a coincidence!

[steenia]

Oh god, please forgive me... I exalted you, that is worth forgiveness, right?
I thought you were a guy, so I kept referring to you as he.....
Sorry, we have a history of this. It took me weeks to kill the idea I was a girl.

[Ness Snorlaxia]

You refered to me as a guy? Where?
Ah, whatever, it isn't a big deal. Nothing to get nitpicky over.

[steenia]

We Futabians have this bad tendency to refer to people as their opposite gender. I see your smilies have expanded

[Ness Snorlaxia]

This was due to our national Smilie Change of 2005. We changed the smilies around, so that's why the squirrels now are confused smilies!

And, also why there are other new smilies, too! The Jackson and Squirrel smilies are the two staples of our region! But, we've introduced new friends, too!

:band: THE BAND!

:elephant: THE DANCING PINK ELEPHANT!

:wiggle: SOME TYPE OF DANCING GUY!

:bump: MR. I LIKE TO BUMP THREADS!