Post by Mr. Durandal on Jul 27, 2007 17:27:05 GMT -5
Well here's my first rant. It's probably not as good as real comedians' but I'll try:
You wake up at 3 in the morning and you have a sudden urge to eat. You don't even have to be sleeping. You could be watching TV or on your computer and just have to eat something. You go upstairs and look for something to feed your starving belly but all there is, is popcorn. That's right. Of all the food, it has to be POPCORN. So you tell yourself, "I'll be very quiet." But you're not, are you? You take the wrapper off, CRINKLE, CRINKLE. You open up the microwave, with your hand trying to keep it quiet by holding onto it. You press the button to open it and, CRASH!, there goes your hand against the wall. You put the popcorn in, close it (SLAM) and press the buttons. Believe me, it's the loudest BEEP you'll ever hear. BEEP BEEP BEEP. You turn it on. VRRRRROOOOOMMMMMM. You sit there waiting for it to stop and then comes the poping. It's like little grenades going off in the microwave. Your parents are probably like, "The beeping robots are attacking the popping robots again." Finally, you take out the popcorn and go to your room. Now, I don't know about you, but I'm like a deer. Yep. A deer. When it runs across the street and gets caught in the headlights, well, that was me. I would stare at that popcorn for like an hour, in my bed, saying, "I'm gonna eat you sooner or later." An hour later I finally open it up and eat it. My parents are probably still awake, trying to hear the battling robots, but of course, the robots are fast asleep.
You wake up at 3 in the morning and you have a sudden urge to eat. You don't even have to be sleeping. You could be watching TV or on your computer and just have to eat something. You go upstairs and look for something to feed your starving belly but all there is, is popcorn. That's right. Of all the food, it has to be POPCORN. So you tell yourself, "I'll be very quiet." But you're not, are you? You take the wrapper off, CRINKLE, CRINKLE. You open up the microwave, with your hand trying to keep it quiet by holding onto it. You press the button to open it and, CRASH!, there goes your hand against the wall. You put the popcorn in, close it (SLAM) and press the buttons. Believe me, it's the loudest BEEP you'll ever hear. BEEP BEEP BEEP. You turn it on. VRRRRROOOOOMMMMMM. You sit there waiting for it to stop and then comes the poping. It's like little grenades going off in the microwave. Your parents are probably like, "The beeping robots are attacking the popping robots again." Finally, you take out the popcorn and go to your room. Now, I don't know about you, but I'm like a deer. Yep. A deer. When it runs across the street and gets caught in the headlights, well, that was me. I would stare at that popcorn for like an hour, in my bed, saying, "I'm gonna eat you sooner or later." An hour later I finally open it up and eat it. My parents are probably still awake, trying to hear the battling robots, but of course, the robots are fast asleep.
Thats happened to me before... well, not sure about the parents part, but yeah...
