Post by jacquatu on Aug 16, 2007 2:05:55 GMT -5
Hi! Jacquelene here, as in the Supreme ruler of Jacquatu.
We are a pretty cool little place. We don't tolerate stupidity. If you want to do crime, it at least has to be something cool.
All lovers of scifi and fantasy get tax breaks, whereas those who are into Mills and Boons are taxed severely and might find themselves a guest in one of our quaint little dungeons...
We are against unilateralists invading countries at their will.
The Jaguar roams free in our jungles and the Jacqu keeps the economy going ka-ching! Our national anthem was composed by Linton Kwesi Johnson and is called: Me Revolutionary Friend.
The streets of JC, the capital, are lined with coffee and book shops. And the sounds of reggae and jazz waft on the breeze. Any traces of country and western type music or dress are punished to the extremities of the law and offenders have a tendency of accidentally disappearing... I just can't understand where they seem to go to?
Tourists are welcome, but terrorists behave - or else.
We encourage complete freedom of religion and don't tolerate any form of trying to shove your religion down anyone's throat.
Jacquatu is a pretty cool place where we all live together quite happily and peacefully. Everyone has a mega-PC and computer gaming can get quite intense.
So, if you need something new and exciting - why not pop around and come to visit us.
