18th Regional Update

[Ness Snorlaxia]

Time to get out the 18th regional update! I know this is not my job, but an update needs to get out.

Make sure to contribute!

The News from Hyrule
7 October, 2006
Our Forums | Wiki

Nations: 209
Delegate (endos): South Malaysia (70)
Regional Power: Very High

Contributors: Ness Snorlaxia

Region
-After a massive recruitment drive, recruitment has slowed down a bit. We are currently stable at around 200 - 210 nations with delegate South Malaysia at 70 endorsements.
-The forums have not been very active in the past week. A mass e-mail was sent out to all registered members (mainly directed at nations who are currently or were in Hyrule before) encouraging nations to come back to the forums and post. If you want to, feel free to drop by our forum and post.

Fourms
-The forums right now are pretty much not too active, as mentioned earlier. No new threads, but the more popular ones are "Therapy AsylEM" by South Malaysia and "This is a thread." by Jerry Chirst.
-RP is showing signs of life again. "Requesting Assistance" by a new nation, North American Cities, and "Improving the KriegsMarine" by Robengrad are the only active RP topics this month (so far).

Government
-In the past month we have opened and exchanged embassies with the regions of Alpha omega and Red Sox Nation.
-Regional cabinet elections begin on the 20th of this month. Stay tuned for more information in later updates.

UN Voting
Freedom of Assembly - 5 total: 5 against.
Outlaw Necrophilia - 6 total: 4 against, 1 for, 1 abstenation.
Repeal "Support Hemp Production" - 5 total: 4 against, 1 for.
Repeal "Keep the World Disease-Free!" - 4 total: 4 for.
Clothing Supply Pact - 6 total: 6 against.

Quotes
(Jerry Christ)

I have never aspired to become a speechwriter, politician, or mainstream political columnist. Nevertheless, if you can look beyond my pitiable writing style you'll really see that I have something important to tell you about Hyrule Civil Headquarters. Let me start by stressing that I am not attempting to suppress anyone's opinions, nor do I intend to demean Hyrule Civil Headquarters personally for its beliefs or worldviews. But I do insist that I must halt the adulation heaped upon uncouth bigamists. Hyrule Civil Headquarters is trying hard to convince a substantial number of inaniloquent cult leaders to reduce our modern, civilized, industrialized society to a state of mindless, primitive barbarism. It presumably believes that the "hundredth-monkey phenomenon" will spontaneously incite the most intolerant cheapskates I've ever seen to behave likewise. The reality, however, is that if Hyrule Civil Headquarters doesn't realize that it's generally considered bad style to exert more and more control over other individuals, then it should read one of the many self-help books on the subject. I recommend it buy one with big print and lots of pictures. Maybe then, Hyrule Civil Headquarters will grasp the concept that I have a message for it. My message is that, for the good of us all, it should never stigmatize any and all attempts to weaken the critical links in its nexus of improvident racism. It should never even try to do such a raucous thing. To make myself perfectly clear, by "never", I don't mean "maybe", "sometimes", or "it depends". I mean only that I frequently wish to tell Hyrule Civil Headquarters that there's a contradiction between its simultaneous condemnation of lawless wisenheimers and its imposition of prudish obstructionism. But being a generally genteel person, however, I always bite my tongue. It is therefore reasonable to infer that if Hyrule Civil Headquarters would abandon its name-calling and false dichotomies it would be much easier for me to defy the international enslavement of entire peoples.

It's fine to realize that Hyrule Civil Headquarters invents problems in order to provide itself with an excuse for making a fuss, but it's more important to know that I admit I have a tendency to become a bit insensitive whenever I rebuke Hyrule Civil Headquarters for trying to acquire power and use it to indoctrinate uncompromising parvenus. While I am desirous of mending this tiny personality flaw, if Hyrule Civil Headquarters bites me, I will bite back. Hyrule Civil Headquarters is a bit teched. Why? That's easy. That's just one side of the coin. The other side is that Hyrule Civil Headquarters's thesis is that its hate-filled den of thieves is a benign and charitable agency. That's entirely lecherous, you say? Good; that means you're finally catching on. The next step is to observe that Hyrule Civil Headquarters's doctrines reek of extremism. I use the word "reek" because I'll tell you what we need to do about all the craziness Hyrule Civil Headquarters is mongering. We need to foster mutual understanding.

Consequently, Hyrule Civil Headquarters has values that are antagonistic to a traditional, moral society. End of story. Actually, I should add that someone has been giving its brain a very thorough washing, and now Hyrule Civil Headquarters is trying to do the same to us. Because I unfortunately lack the psychic powers that enable Hyrule Civil Headquarters to "know" matters for which there is no reliable evidence, I cannot forecast when it will next try to discourage us from expressing our long-term goals in whatever way we damn well please. But I can undoubtedly say that Hyrule Civil Headquarters is absolutely determined to believe that truth is merely a social construct, and it's not about to let facts or reason get in its way. Finally, to those of you who are faithfully helping me criticize Hyrule Civil Headquarters's ideologies publically for their formalistic categories, their spurious claims of neutrality, and their blindness to the abuse of private power, let me extend, as always, my deepest gratitude and my most affectionate regards.

(Goodnites)

Not only can you buy grilled cheese on E-bay, but you can buy the classic styles of Pampers and Huggies. I'm talking about the ones from the early nineties. The ones with plastic and crinkling covers; not like these with the cloth-like cover, like what they have now. Diapers are supposed to crinkle when you wear them.

(Kritschboilek)

Cook-ay, an ay-cook , that is, a ya-ya-cook, so, basically a cook saying 'Ya! Ya!'

(South Malaysia)

Police station? Well that's down the hall on the left next to me crazy people place...they have everything, including some gooodz food =P

[Ness Snorlaxia]

Time to post the update! Not much, but that's because not much has been happening.
Try and get it out by the 12th!

[b]The News from Hyrule
7 October, 2006
[url=http://manetheran.proboards30.com/]Our Forums[/url] | [url=http://hyrule.wikispaces.com/]Wiki[/url]

Nations: 209
Delegate (endos): South Malaysia (70)
Regional Power: Very High

Contributors: Ness Snorlaxia

Region[/b]
-After a massive recruitment drive, recruitment has slowed down a bit. We are currently stable at around 200 - 210 nations with delegate South Malaysia at 70 endorsements.
-The forums have not been very active in the past week. A mass e-mail was sent out to all registered members (mainly directed at nations who are currently or were in Hyrule before) encouraging nations to come back to the forums and post. If you want to, feel free to drop by our forum and post. :)

[b]Fourms[/b]
-The forums right now are pretty much not too active, as mentioned earlier. No new threads, but the more popular ones are "Therapy AsylEM" by South Malaysia and "This is a thread." by Jerry Chirst.
-RP is showing signs of life again. "Requesting Assistance" by a new nation, North American Cities, and "Improving the KriegsMarine" by Robengrad are the only active RP topics this month (so far).

[b]Government[/b]
-In the past month we have opened and exchanged embassies with the regions of Alpha omega and Red Sox Nation.
-Regional cabinet elections begin on the 20th of this month. Stay tuned for more information in later updates.

[b]UN Voting[/b]
[b]Freedom of Assembly[/b] - 5 total: 5 against.
[b]Outlaw Necrophilia[/b] - 6 total: 4 against, 1 for, 1 abstenation.
[b]Repeal "Support Hemp Production"[/b] - 5 total: 4 against, 1 for.
[b]Repeal "Keep the World Disease-Free!"[/b] - 4 total: 4 for.
[b]Clothing Supply Pact[/b] - 6 total: 6 against.

[b]Quotes[/b]
(Jerry Christ)
[quote]I have never aspired to become a speechwriter, politician, or mainstream political columnist. Nevertheless, if you can look beyond my pitiable writing style you'll really see that I have something important to tell you about Hyrule Civil Headquarters. Let me start by stressing that I am not attempting to suppress anyone's opinions, nor do I intend to demean Hyrule Civil Headquarters personally for its beliefs or worldviews. But I do insist that I must halt the adulation heaped upon uncouth bigamists. Hyrule Civil Headquarters is trying hard to convince a substantial number of inaniloquent cult leaders to reduce our modern, civilized, industrialized society to a state of mindless, primitive barbarism. It presumably believes that the "hundredth-monkey phenomenon" will spontaneously incite the most intolerant cheapskates I've ever seen to behave likewise. The reality, however, is that if Hyrule Civil Headquarters doesn't realize that it's generally considered bad style to exert more and more control over other individuals, then it should read one of the many self-help books on the subject. I recommend it buy one with big print and lots of pictures. Maybe then, Hyrule Civil Headquarters will grasp the concept that I have a message for it. My message is that, for the good of us all, it should never stigmatize any and all attempts to weaken the critical links in its nexus of improvident racism. It should never even try to do such a raucous thing. To make myself perfectly clear, by "never", I don't mean "maybe", "sometimes", or "it depends". I mean only that I frequently wish to tell Hyrule Civil Headquarters that there's a contradiction between its simultaneous condemnation of lawless wisenheimers and its imposition of prudish obstructionism. But being a generally genteel person, however, I always bite my tongue. It is therefore reasonable to infer that if Hyrule Civil Headquarters would abandon its name-calling and false dichotomies it would be much easier for me to defy the international enslavement of entire peoples.

It's fine to realize that Hyrule Civil Headquarters invents problems in order to provide itself with an excuse for making a fuss, but it's more important to know that I admit I have a tendency to become a bit insensitive whenever I rebuke Hyrule Civil Headquarters for trying to acquire power and use it to indoctrinate uncompromising parvenus. While I am desirous of mending this tiny personality flaw, if Hyrule Civil Headquarters bites me, I will bite back. Hyrule Civil Headquarters is a bit teched. Why? That's easy. That's just one side of the coin. The other side is that Hyrule Civil Headquarters's thesis is that its hate-filled den of thieves is a benign and charitable agency. That's entirely lecherous, you say? Good; that means you're finally catching on. The next step is to observe that Hyrule Civil Headquarters's doctrines reek of extremism. I use the word "reek" because I'll tell you what we need to do about all the craziness Hyrule Civil Headquarters is mongering. We need to foster mutual understanding.

Consequently, Hyrule Civil Headquarters has values that are antagonistic to a traditional, moral society. End of story. Actually, I should add that someone has been giving its brain a very thorough washing, and now Hyrule Civil Headquarters is trying to do the same to us. Because I unfortunately lack the psychic powers that enable Hyrule Civil Headquarters to "know" matters for which there is no reliable evidence, I cannot forecast when it will next try to discourage us from expressing our long-term goals in whatever way we damn well please. But I can undoubtedly say that Hyrule Civil Headquarters is absolutely determined to believe that truth is merely a social construct, and it's not about to let facts or reason get in its way. Finally, to those of you who are faithfully helping me criticize Hyrule Civil Headquarters's ideologies publically for their formalistic categories, their spurious claims of neutrality, and their blindness to the abuse of private power, let me extend, as always, my deepest gratitude and my most affectionate regards.[/quote]

(Goodnites)
[quote]Not only can you buy grilled cheese on E-bay, but you can buy the classic styles of Pampers and Huggies. I'm talking about the ones from the early nineties. The ones with plastic and crinkling covers; not like these with the cloth-like cover, like what they have now. Diapers are supposed to crinkle when you wear them.[/quote]

(Kritschboilek)
[quote]Cook-ay, an ay-cook ;) :P, that is, a ya-ya-cook, so, basically a cook saying 'Ya! Ya!'[/quote]

(South Malaysia)
[quote]Police station? Well that's down the hall on the left next to me crazy people place...they have everything, including some gooodz food =P[/quote]

[South Malaysia]

I have posted in my places. Remember everyone to say that you have done so also.

[Ness Snorlaxia]

I have posted too

[Buuyo]

Posted

[dark salient]

hehe