Post by gedsenski on Jan 4, 2009 15:33:18 GMT -5
The Lazarene Gazette - December 30th 2008
"And Then There Was Light!"
Well it's come to this Lazarus. You've seen many of the games finest take up this role, North Harmoneia, Northen Chittowa, and the questionably finest, DYP and Dipes, but now I've been elected to run the Gazette! The good news is I won't be retiring or disappearing anytime soon. The bad news is I won't be retiring or disappearing anytime soon. Long story short, you are stuck with me until impeachment or drunkeness takes me.
So to move along, I am proud to re-present to you, The Lazarene Gazette in all its glory! This weeks issue will cover several important and un-important issues, which I would summarise, but I have no idea what I will write at this stage.. So let the mystery commence!
I hope this isn't sunset..
The Good KKK
On November 9th, Killer Kitty was proclaimed King of Lazarus after a challenge was made to the then Monarch, North Harmoneia. Killer Kitty ran for the delegacy of Lazarus against Ann, a well-known member of The West Pacific and other regions. Ann made a concession speech before the end of the election, stating; 'KK is wise with military affairs and will make a great delegate.'
King Killer Kitty's rule was uncertain from the start as the delegacy had been seized by Viceroy Victorious, aka JAL, however VV was surprisingly appointed by KK as the region's Seneschal. The issues regarding endorsements continued for some time afterwards with the delegacy changing every few days, however this seems to have stopped leaving the largest region in NS with some stability, we hope.
KK and VV fight for the
Election Fever
While the whole world was crying themselves to sleep with no American elections to focus their attention on, Lazarus offered these poor souls a solution and threw their own elections. Some the positions being actually contested. The results were as follows:
Director of Public Relations - Pope Lexus X
Advocate of Foreign Enticement - Ged Senski
Steward of Emerald City - Drop Your Pants
Guardian of the Realm - Ann
Ged Senski fought Red Back for the Advocate of Foreign Enticement position, while Pope Lexus X fought Ged Senski for the Director of Public Relations spot. DYP and Ann both fought Abstain for their positions. The elections saw an increase in activity, which quickly dropped due to Christmas celebrating and several players being unable to operate keyboards without seeing the letters correctly. Hopefully this situation will be resolved soon. Oh wait, new years..
HC parties get out of hand very quickly..
Return of the King
The former UN Delegate (yes UN, not WA), Lies Incorporated, returned to the forum after a long absence. LI is credited with being the first official delegate to rule in Lazarus and is recorded to have ruled the region for two seperate terms, both in 2004. As well as the governing of Lazarus, LI was also known to be a leading figure in the region of Gatesville where he was the General of it's millitia.
Whether his return is permanant or not is not yet known to the Lazarene Gazette, however we feel we must pay tribute to the greatest contributor to Lazarus the former delegate and founder of stability for the region we know and love.
LI's Lazarene avatar..
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