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Post by Ness Snorlaxia on Dec 30, 2006 22:07:00 GMT -5
Here's the test!  You are one of the more creative of the dictators. When not writing poetry you're devising your own version of communism. As over two million Chinese staved to death because of your little experiment you should have stuck to writing sappy songs!
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Post by stargatesg1 on Dec 30, 2006 23:03:58 GMT -5
George W. Bush
"Wait, I'm not a dictator!" you cry! Well lets look at the check list: Unelected? Check! Use wars and xenophobia to boost popularity? Check! Total control of the media so they never say a bad word against you? Check! Kill scores of innocent people to get what you want? Check! Do anything to get your hands on oil? Check! Inhumane treatment of prisoners? Check! Face it, you're a dictator, and no amount of gloss will hide that fact… or the fact you're a borderline retard who looks like a monkey!
Not politically though. If you used those Mussolini
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Post by Porcu on Dec 30, 2006 23:57:22 GMT -5
 By dictator standards, you're not that bad. Sure you almost started world war 3, but the treatment of your people is moderate. You're a saint compared to the guy before you that you kicked out, so your people tolerate you. However, you're ability to stand up to America has made you one of the more popular dictators. Hardly a movie star… but hay, it's a start! |
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Post by Ignatius on Dec 31, 2006 12:38:03 GMT -5
I'm Saddam Hussein!
Oh dear. You're in prison now so the people of Iraq no longer need to worry that you you'll to make them disappear... They are far too busy being worried about being blown up by terrorists or shot by Americans now!
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Post by Kritschboilek on Dec 31, 2006 12:44:47 GMT -5
Lol funny quiz  Yaaayyyyyy it is 100% correct  As dictators go, you're kind of pathetic! Instead of military coup or systematic persecution to get power, you just happen to be the head of the only party in the UK that isn't totally worthless! While not very impressive it is none the less effective! You can do whatever the hell you like without any chance of getting voted out of office! People know that the only alternative would have them eating their children if they ever got back into power! However, you still think that you are as loved as you were when you were first elected into power… News flash for you: You're not! |
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Post by Mercutio on Jan 3, 2007 6:19:26 GMT -5
Mullah Omar!
Allah only knows what's going on inside that skull of yours! Maybe that rag on your head is too tight and is restricting the blood to the non-loony parts of your brain, as some of you're actions are insane even by dictator standards! You declare ANYTHING remotely fun unholy and ban it (Maybe that's where the word TaliBAN comes from)! You persecute anyone who doesn't hold your heavily perverted view of your religion and you have no respect for women and then wonder why nobody likes you! Yeah, yeah, I'm an "infidel!" Blah, blah, blah! At least I'm not hiding in a cave with a bunch of "holy warriors" who run at the first sign of trouble and a poisonous old bastard the world wants dead!
What tin-pot dictator are you? Take the "What Dictator am I?" test at PoisonedMinds.com
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Post by Robber Ducks on Jan 3, 2007 18:18:34 GMT -5
You are one of the more creative of the dictators. When not writing poetry you're devising your own version of communism. As over two million Chinese staved to death because of your little experiment you should have stuck to writing sappy songs! |
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Post by Nisomia on Jan 7, 2007 2:01:03 GMT -5
As dictators go, you're kind of pathetic! Instead of military coup or systematic persecution to get power, you just happen to be the head of the only party in the UK that isn't totally worthless! While not very impressive it is none the less effective! You can do whatever the hell you like without any chance of getting voted out of office! People know that the only alternative would have them eating their children if they ever got back into power! However, you still think that you are as loved as you were when you were first elected into power… News flash for you: You're not! I see this fitting, as Mr. Blair hails from England, as do I. |
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Post by Robengrad on Feb 11, 2007 16:39:11 GMT -5
 Congratulations! You are the most evil man of all time! Not only did you exterminate millions of Jews and involved the world in the biggest war the world has ever seen, you also convinced the Germans that the perfect human is a tall blue eyed blond when you're a short, dark Austrian yourself! Well done you spiteful little shit. |
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Post by Mr. Durandal on Feb 19, 2007 15:27:10 GMT -5
 Well done comrade! You're one of the big boys! When you're not holding speeches about how everyone is equal in the communist society, you're busy living the high-life while millions starve, freeze or get worked to death! You zany person you! |
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Post by Dark Archon on Apr 3, 2007 22:09:39 GMT -5
Well done comrade! You're one of the big boys! When you're not holding speeches about how everyone is equal in the communist society, you're busy living the high-life while millions starve, freeze or get worked to death! You zany person you! |
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Post by Skydiving Penguin on Apr 6, 2007 14:06:11 GMT -5
Wow! I'm...Tony Blair??? I expected myself to be Hitler or Castro, but not him! Wait..he isn't a dictator!
As dictators go, you're kind of pathetic! Instead of military coup or systematic persecution to get power, you just happen to be the head of the only party in the UK that isn't totally worthless! While not very impressive it is none the less effective! You can do whatever the hell you like without any chance of getting voted out of office! People know that the only alternative would have them eating their children if they ever got back into power! However, you still think that you are as loved as you were when you were first elected into power… News flash for you: You're notut not Tony Blair!!!
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