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Post by Dark Archon on Mar 27, 2007 20:32:54 GMT -5
granted but the coke is flat
i wish that all people in the world have to drink grape faygo
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Post by Skydiving Penguin on Mar 28, 2007 14:43:41 GMT -5
Granted...but smart people add food coloring to it to make it a different color. Since it is not purple anymore, they don't have to drink it! I wish for it to be 90 degrees Fahrenheit in Northeastern Pennsylvania!!
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Post by The Buhayin on Mar 29, 2007 4:19:09 GMT -5
Granted your not prepared for the weather (you don't use aircon there yeh?)
I wish the Rabbitohs win the NRL!
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Post by Skydiving Penguin on Mar 29, 2007 15:40:56 GMT -5
(who the heck are Rabbitohs and the NRL? Let me guess, National Rugby League. ) Anyway...GRANTED, but they win 40,896 to 2. The other team forms a plot to destroy the Rabbitohs. And they are destroyed! *evil laugh* I wish I knew who the Rabbitohs were.
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Post by Dark Archon on Mar 31, 2007 18:04:13 GMT -5
granted... but the knowledge causes you to commit hari kari
i wish for all powerful bannana man to declare it's Peanut Butter Jellytime!
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Post by Skydiving Penguin on Mar 31, 2007 18:29:14 GMT -5
Granted...but he declares it on every television station, causing you to miss your favorite show. The Weather Channel!
I wish for you guys to stop using words that I can't understand!
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Post by Dark Archon on Apr 3, 2007 22:02:15 GMT -5
granted but you gain no more knowledge for the rest of your life and the Dark Archon steals your soul
I wish I had a place to hold all the souls I have collected over the years...
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Post by Skydiving Penguin on Apr 4, 2007 7:03:20 GMT -5
Granted...it is a box...and they all escape and go into their original bodies.
I wish for Dark Archon to stop stealing innocent peoples souls!
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Post by Dark Archon on Apr 6, 2007 21:14:00 GMT -5
granted but he must steal people's hearts to overcome his soul lust
i wish i had more hearts......
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Post by Skydiving Penguin on Apr 7, 2007 7:16:21 GMT -5
Granted...all of them stop beating...defeating the purpose. I wish I was taller... just a little bit taller!
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Post by Dark Archon on Apr 8, 2007 17:12:56 GMT -5
granted but everywhere else has shrinkage *grins*
i wish skydiving penguin was shorter
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Post by Skydiving Penguin on Apr 8, 2007 19:09:14 GMT -5
Granted...but I get so small that I can lead an army of fire ants to attack you!
I wish I could solve a Rubik's Cube!
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Post by Dark Archon on Apr 8, 2007 19:44:18 GMT -5
granted.... but you see it has no meaning
i wish i had a canister of sarin to do with what i wish
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Post by Mr. Durandal on Apr 8, 2007 19:46:18 GMT -5
Granted but then the wishing genie has no clue what it is, so he kills you for confusing him
I wish I had a bicycle built for two.
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Post by Skydiving Penguin on Apr 9, 2007 6:45:24 GMT -5
GRANTED...but you are lonely and you have no one to sit on the other seat...
I wish I knew why Clamp Man keeps changing his avatar, from an anchor to a...uh...towers? (stupid question...does vimy ridge have something to do with a World War?)
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