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Post by frypod on Mar 19, 2007 4:00:23 GMT -5
granted but its infected with aids
I wish I were taller
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Post by Dark Archon on Mar 19, 2007 19:07:08 GMT -5
granted but you fall off a ladder and become paralyzed
i wish for bush to be impeached
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Post by The Buhayin on Mar 22, 2007 2:31:45 GMT -5
Granted doesnt mean his supporters will come back at you
I wish for PS3
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Post by Dark Archon on Mar 22, 2007 11:47:38 GMT -5
granted but it doesn't read any of the discs
i wish for someone to "get rid of" Hilary Duff
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Post by Skydiving Penguin on Mar 22, 2007 19:54:52 GMT -5
granted! She comes back as a zombie and sings even worse than she does now. (Is that possible?)
I wish Dora the Explorer was brutally attacked by a vicious parakeet.
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Post by Gummiz on Mar 23, 2007 3:49:21 GMT -5
granted only by its singing!
I wish Swiper got Dora the Explorer instead!
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Post by Skydiving Penguin on Mar 23, 2007 21:03:24 GMT -5
Granted...but Boots comes to kidnap Swiper, so Dora escapes
I wish the cut in my mouth would go away
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Post by Luningning on Mar 23, 2007 21:45:51 GMT -5
Granted... it cuts your pants open while walking in the city
I wish there was blue fruit salad
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Post by Dark Archon on Mar 23, 2007 22:20:43 GMT -5
granted but it's infected with e. coli
i wish there was a stronger energy drink
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Post by Skydiving Penguin on Mar 24, 2007 9:18:16 GMT -5
Granted...but you get so strong, your muscles explode and you spend the rest of your life watching the Weather Channel. I wish for an endless supply of Subway and Quiznos subs!!!
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Post by Dark Archon on Mar 25, 2007 16:01:12 GMT -5
granted but they have salmonella on the lettuce and you die fitfully in your hospital bed
i wish for a neverending supply of cheese whiz!
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Post by The Buhayin on Mar 26, 2007 1:55:12 GMT -5
haaaha kOoLz I LUV CHEESE WHIZ!
Granted that your supply is all expired and you die of food poisoning
I wish it was SUMMER again!
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Post by Skydiving Penguin on Mar 26, 2007 14:36:20 GMT -5
Granted...it already is in Austrailia!
I wish the Best Buy in my city had the Nintendo Wii
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Post by Dark Archon on Mar 27, 2007 16:10:19 GMT -5
granted but they all are defective?
i wish i wouldn't have to work again
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Post by highpomegrenade on Mar 27, 2007 17:18:01 GMT -5
Granted: All your limbs are cut off by a butter-knife wielding maniac.
I wish I had an unsealed can of coke that contains coke that has not been modified from the official Coca-Cola recipe in any way.
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