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Post by regalisregina on Apr 21, 2006 10:23:09 GMT -5
Q. Why on earth should I follow you to Siberia and live as an Eskimo?
A. The devil made me do it.
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Post by tasmanyaya on Apr 21, 2006 12:01:31 GMT -5
Q: Why did you bite off that kitten's head?
A: Pickled pigs' feet.
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Post by eternalmoonchild on Apr 22, 2006 22:56:06 GMT -5
Q: What should we eat for supper?
A: To stop running to the bathroom so much.
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Post by tasmanyaya on Apr 23, 2006 15:40:50 GMT -5
Q: Why are you carrying around that huge cork?
A: No.
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Post by zephoriananarchy on Apr 24, 2006 14:03:28 GMT -5
Q: Does everyone recruit?
A: Because Ness would kill me if I did.
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Post by tasmanyaya on Apr 24, 2006 15:25:59 GMT -5
Q: Why haven't you tried to shoot Gnid yet?
A: Why not?
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Post by zoradomains on Apr 24, 2006 16:27:31 GMT -5
Q. what will happen if you don't fart?
A. Pineapple juice.
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Post by Neo-Patriot Nation on Apr 24, 2006 17:30:50 GMT -5
Q: What mixes well with rum and orange juice?
A: Beer.
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Post by tasmanyaya on Apr 24, 2006 18:53:41 GMT -5
Q: What did you have for breakfast today?
A: Ness said so.
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Post by zoradomains on Apr 24, 2006 19:55:56 GMT -5
Q: why did you kick my ass?
A: Great Balls of Fire
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Post by Ness Snorlaxia on Apr 24, 2006 20:16:54 GMT -5
Q: What is the song that's stuck in my head and I can't remove it, even after going through brain surgery? A: Sushiberras.
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Post by zoradomains on Apr 24, 2006 20:31:03 GMT -5
Q: what's the worst thing you can offer your brother?
A: Nessie's fault
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Post by eternalmoonchild on Apr 24, 2006 20:41:52 GMT -5
Q: Who's to blame for all the dancing squirells in my bathtub?
A: Because the water was leaking.
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Post by zoradomains on Apr 24, 2006 20:53:11 GMT -5
Q: why did you stuck a dancing squirell up your bathtub tap??
A: because AN is dribbling itself
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Post by eternalmoonchild on Apr 24, 2006 21:20:36 GMT -5
Q. Why were you holding a tissue to AN's mouth?
A. Because I am beautiful
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