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Post by Kritschboilek on Apr 19, 2006 6:32:24 GMT -5
Why do you turn airco on?
I never did that, did I?
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Post by regalisregina on Apr 19, 2006 8:45:28 GMT -5
Q. Why don't you want to walk out in the rain?
A. No freaking way!
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Post by tasmanyaya on Apr 19, 2006 11:54:07 GMT -5
Q: Would you mind holding this snake for a moment while I get the rest of the nest?
A: I would if I could, but I can't.
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Post by Atlantico Norte on Apr 19, 2006 15:10:36 GMT -5
Q: Could you help me?
A: A pink elephant, a blue flying pig and a purple Rhyno
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Post by regalisregina on Apr 19, 2006 15:44:24 GMT -5
Q. What kind of animals did you see in that drunken stupor you were in that time?
A. Because I am master of all things.
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Post by tasmanyaya on Apr 19, 2006 19:26:01 GMT -5
Q: How on earth did you manage to do that?
A: Dill pickes and scotch.
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Post by Neo-Patriot Nation on Apr 19, 2006 20:06:40 GMT -5
Q: What is that cologne you're wearing?
A: I'm tired
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Post by regalisregina on Apr 20, 2006 8:57:44 GMT -5
Q: Why do you have such huge bags under your eyes?
A: My mom told me to.
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Post by tasmanyaya on Apr 20, 2006 11:38:39 GMT -5
(Nice one Neo Patriot! ) Q: But why did you kill your father? A: Green eggs and ham.
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Post by Neo-Patriot Nation on Apr 20, 2006 14:36:35 GMT -5
Q: What's you're reading level?
A: Killian's Irish Red.
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Post by Porcu on Apr 20, 2006 17:58:03 GMT -5
Q: You wouldn't happen to have a light, would you?
A: You ever eat the bark off a pineapple?
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Post by Neo-Patriot Nation on Apr 20, 2006 18:02:30 GMT -5
Q: What does a pine cone taste like?
A: Guns n' Roses and Metallica.
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Post by tasmanyaya on Apr 20, 2006 20:57:23 GMT -5
Q: Which bands do you like least? A: Chicken soup.
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Post by Atlantico Norte on Apr 20, 2006 22:04:06 GMT -5
Q: What would you like to have now for dinner?
A: To win the Euromillions.
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Post by Kritschboilek on Apr 21, 2006 7:45:10 GMT -5
Q Would you repeat that please? A I want to have you! Don't leave me! I cannot live w/o you!
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