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Post by Porcu on Mar 15, 2006 19:30:45 GMT -5
Granted, but it's one of the the oldest encyclopedias and isn't modern, thus being no help
I wish I didn't have to go to school
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Post by Neo-Patriot Nation on Mar 15, 2006 20:43:20 GMT -5
Granted, however your lack of education leaves you mopping up hurl and lung butter for a living.
I wish I was a rock n' roll god.
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Post by regalisregina on Mar 16, 2006 10:25:03 GMT -5
Granted, but all your followers revolt and your record sales plummet.
I wish I could walk on water
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Post by zephoriananarchy on Mar 16, 2006 12:13:02 GMT -5
granted, but now you sink when you walk on anything else
i wish i could fly
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Post by tasmanyaya on Mar 16, 2006 14:08:40 GMT -5
Granted, but your wings are SOOO big and still attached to a human body that you're unable to enter any sort of building other than a garage.
I wish I was about 4" taller.
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Post by novakron on Mar 16, 2006 17:13:51 GMT -5
Granted, but everyone else becomes 8'' taller, leaving you even relatively shorter than before.
I wish that the earth had moon gravity.
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Post by Porcu on Mar 16, 2006 18:43:09 GMT -5
Granted, but catching theifs would be so much harder
I wish that I owned the world!
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Post by Neo-Patriot Nation on Mar 16, 2006 19:09:05 GMT -5
Granted, but you go bankrupt and have to sell it back
I wish for fish
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Post by Elbaran on Mar 16, 2006 23:30:07 GMT -5
Thy wish is granted. Unfortunately, at the exact same moment the fish are falling down around you, your body spontaneously decides to become allergic to fish. Whether this may be because about a thousand years ago you had an evil ancestor who reacted to fish in the same way Ganondorf/Ganon reacts to light is anyone's guess.
I wish I had an evil space fortress, complete with evil clowns as my minions.
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Post by Ness Snorlaxia on Mar 17, 2006 0:30:37 GMT -5
Granted, but the oxygen of the space castle runs out and the evil clowns are sucked out into space.
I wish I could live in some fictional place
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Post by zephoriananarchy on Mar 17, 2006 12:47:18 GMT -5
Granted, but since you are in a fictional place, you are not real and no one will remember you.
I wish i was undead
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Post by regalisregina on Mar 17, 2006 14:26:12 GMT -5
Granted, but everyone is so revolted by your appearance that you die of lonliness anyway.
I wish everyday was Saturday.
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Post by Neo-Patriot Nation on Mar 17, 2006 16:58:35 GMT -5
Granted, but since no one is working, the world's economy collapses.
I wish I were a NFL superstar
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Post by tasmanyaya on Mar 17, 2006 17:04:58 GMT -5
Granted, but you spend so much time on the injured list, each team you play for keeps trying to trade you!
I wish I owned my own planet.
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Post by Neo-Patriot Nation on Mar 17, 2006 17:44:29 GMT -5
Granted, but before you can land there the core destabilizes and the planet explodes.
I wish for an Imperial Star Destroyer
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