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Post by tasmanyaya on Mar 11, 2006 10:59:23 GMT -5
Granted, but you've forgotten that it's something that you're supposed to drink, so you keep running out because you insist on bathing in it each morning!
I wish I had new running shoes.
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Post by Porcu on Mar 11, 2006 14:48:33 GMT -5
Granted! But you think that since you have new shoes you're awesome, so you don't train and end up getting dominated!
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Post by Ness Snorlaxia on Mar 11, 2006 16:24:23 GMT -5
Don't forget the question, Porcu.
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Post by Porcu on Mar 12, 2006 16:43:57 GMT -5
Sorry :selfinjury: :whistle:
I wish I could sing
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Post by Neo-Patriot Nation on Mar 12, 2006 17:59:17 GMT -5
Granted, unfortunately you sing very poorly and people run away when you try
I wish for a new sports car
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Post by Kritschboilek on Mar 13, 2006 3:53:45 GMT -5
yea you get a new one but petrol is too expensive for you to buy
i wish ... that i were a Dark Lord of the Sith so i can conquer these forums and ban myself
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Post by zephoriananarchy on Mar 13, 2006 13:41:31 GMT -5
granted, now you can't post any more
i wish for a Sprite
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Post by tasmanyaya on Mar 13, 2006 13:54:30 GMT -5
Granted, but Ness got to it before you and drank it! Naughty Ness!
I wish I could afford to replace my guitar.
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Post by novakron on Mar 13, 2006 15:39:54 GMT -5
Granted, but you got in an accident and your hand had to be amputated, preventing you from ever playing again!
I wish that I could be the first man on Mars.
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Post by Neo-Patriot Nation on Mar 13, 2006 21:39:16 GMT -5
Granted, unfortunately your ship crashed and you're stranded.
I wish for gold.
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Post by zephoriananarchy on Mar 13, 2006 23:51:43 GMT -5
granted, but you spent it on a life time supply of SPAM
I can't get a drink, first South Malaysia grabs my SOBE Power, then tasmanyaya gives me my SOBE, but just the empty bottle, then Ness takes my Sprite, WHAT THE HELL. CAN I PLEASE GET A GLASS OF ORANGE JUICE!?!?!?!?!
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Post by novakron on Mar 14, 2006 10:56:33 GMT -5
Yes you can, but an extremely large fragment of pulp lodges in your throat while you are drinking it, causing you to choke and die.
I wish the English language were stricken from existence!
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Post by regalisregina on Mar 14, 2006 15:44:46 GMT -5
Granted, but you'll never be able to learn any of the other languages.
I wish money grew on trees!
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Post by Neo-Patriot Nation on Mar 14, 2006 17:10:01 GMT -5
Granted, unfortunately it turns out to be Monopoly money.
I wish for a rocket launcher.
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Post by novakron on Mar 14, 2006 19:37:20 GMT -5
Granted, but due to faulty manufacturing it explodes when you attempt to use it.
I wish for an "S" encyclopedia.
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