HELP!!! Its a news update!!!!

[mittsville]

Ive been appointed ambassador to hyrule after the dissapearance (again : of our founder and old ambassador, dundee east :grimreaper:

so... :elephant: :squirrel: :elephant: :squirrel: :kirby: :squirrel: :elephant: :owl: :mugofbeer: I like smilies





here we go again

ABERDEEN UPDATE
June 16, 2006

Nations: 106
Endorsements: 25

Government News:[/u]

-Unable to find a suitable candidate, Forgottenlord has taken over the duties of the Minister of Foreign Relations for Imperfectia. He is still looking for a candidate.

-In his dieing days as Minister, Imperfectia openned embassies in BOT, ACCEL and Alpha Omega. Another embassy is being considered with the IDU.

-A new Member of Parliament has been elected. Metis Liberation Front defeated Hekloslogravia 6-4. However, Metis Liberation Front did not be accept the position due to RL issues that had already resulted in his resignation from his other posts. Hekloslogravia took up the seat in his place.

-The House of Members continues to be busy with more and more legislation being proposed and debated:
Bill 15 - Regional Tax and Budget Code, written by Coretta, passed by a vote of 6-5-1. It became Law 10
Bill 16 - The Office of the Commander and Chief, written by Bloopa, was proposed but hasn't yet gone to debate due to conflicts with passed legislation.
Bill 17 - Regional Defence Force, written by Coretta, is now at vote

-Jonavit, Newfoundcanada, Paladinstan, Amanet, Murphanistan and Bentay have added their signatures to the constitution.

UN News[/u]

-New member Newfoundcanada has joined the ranks of Dancing Bananland and Forogttenlands in proposing new proposals - already surpassing the former and matching the latter in number of proposals that have been drafted. Proposals that have seen drafting activity from the region since the last update include:
*Prison Quality Act by Newfoundcanada
*United Language by Newfoundcanada(Since abandonned)
*An education proposal by Newfoundcanada
*Gun Control by Newfoundcanada

-The resolution Repeal "Legalized Euthanasia" resulted in some very heated debate. Imperfectia is to be credited with settling the dispute. See the fight here

-Future updates will include vote tallies for resolutions within the region.

RP Activity

-Coretta has been charged for his execution of 73 prisoners for violations against the constitution. Procedings of the case have begun. Forgottenlord is representing the United Nations of Aberdeen while Coretta is representing himself. To see the procedings, check out this

-Hekloslogravia raided the Mittsville embassy and executed all personnel there. They then overran the Dancing Bananland embassy and took all personnel there captive. Forces working against the government have overthrown President Clawston and returned all Dancing Bananland citizens. The Former President has been handed over to Forgottenlands for regional trial.
-->Mittsville Embassy
-->Dancing Bananland Embassy
-->Hekloslogravian Embassy
-->Hekloslogravian News

-Metis Liberation Front is suffering a civil war that has resulted in the launching of nuclear weapons. Nukes are prohibited in Aberdeen and an investigation is being conducted - if we can survive the bombs dropping. Read the latest here

[Ness Snorlaxia]

Dundee East always dissappears for a time, then suddenly comes springing back.

[forgottenlord]

He is back, he's just refusing to come onto NS. I tried talking him into coming back and he was complaining about letting people down again.

[Ness Snorlaxia]

When did you see him on?

[forgottenlord]

Yesterday, day before that. I think 4 times in the last week and 7 in the last two. I haven't spoken with him since the beginning of the month since our discussion included the impending resignation from Imperfectia.

[Ness Snorlaxia]

Hm, well, I haven't seen him on at all.

[forgottenlord]

Wow, the girl who never sleeps ends up being unable to keep track of whether Pat logs in or not?

[Ness Snorlaxia]

I guess not.