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Post by kangarawa on Nov 25, 2005 12:22:25 GMT -5
"Ambassador, we have a problem. I know you told us to get rid of all the beer, but we must have missed a couple of bottles, and well...we must have brought an alchoholic squirrel with us, and it's sitting in the embassy kitchen, rolling around on the floor, and..."
"Oh heavens! You know what chatterboxes squirrels are. If it comes in contact with any of our host's dancing squirrels it may influence all of them. Crate it up, send it back to the East Pacific in a Diplomatic Crate, and please, check again for fridge owls!"
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Post by Ness Snorlaxia on Nov 25, 2005 15:44:50 GMT -5
Yes, protect the dancing squirrels! They must be protected!
*goes out in Zelda costume to save some day!*
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Post by kangarawa on Nov 25, 2005 21:57:37 GMT -5
Not to worry, Delegate! We got rid of it just after your post. The dancing squirrels didn't have a chance to come into contact with it...mind you, there were a couple of them laughing at it through the window...
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Post by Ness Snorlaxia on Nov 25, 2005 22:09:49 GMT -5
Oh, that is good. Now, where is Gnid? I must take him into the private room and do some "diplomatic buisness!"
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Post by Gnidrah on Nov 26, 2005 16:04:25 GMT -5
I am here. Let's get started.
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Post by kangarawa on Nov 28, 2005 17:35:48 GMT -5
Once again, poor embarrassed Ambassador turns her back to allow for some privacy...
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Post by kangarawa on Dec 7, 2005 16:24:04 GMT -5
"Ah...Ambassador?...We have a wee bit of a problem. Tiny really...but..."
"OK. What now?"
"Well...you know the last shipment of chocolate milk?"
"Yes?"
"Well...you know it's kept cool with dry ice, right?"
"Yes. I do know that. Is there a point to this somewhere?"
"Ambassador, the dry ice kept everything nice and cool, just like a refrigerator, and it seems we now have a fridge owl."
"Good heavens! After the drunken squirrel episode, this is all we need. Infesting Hyrule with fridge owls! Is it female? Any sign of eggs?"
"No to both questions."
The Ambassador wipes off her forehead. "Alright. Get some more dry ice, crate up the owl, and send it back to the EP. Send it to my home in Kangarawa. We've already got two or three. One more won't make a difference. And please, make sure you speak to the shipping company. We don't want this occurring again!"
The Ambassador headed off to her quarters muttering, "Squirrels, owls, what next?"
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Post by Ness Snorlaxia on Dec 8, 2005 15:29:45 GMT -5
What next? Cookies that eat you!
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Post by Gnidrah on Dec 8, 2005 19:26:30 GMT -5
"I have other matters of concern to tend to," said the ambassador general, as he left the embassy.
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Post by kangarawa on Dec 8, 2005 19:28:28 GMT -5
I'm beginning to think anything is possible! But somehow, I don't think the cookie would stand a chance... I can always find them first!
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Post by kangarawa on Dec 16, 2005 16:17:54 GMT -5
"Uh, Ambassador?"
"Yes?"
"Do you see that dancing squirrel outside of the window?" :squirrel:
"Yes, they really are sweet, aren't they?"
"Uh, Ambassador...I think this one has a crush on me...it's been following me from window to window for at least two or three days and, well, I'm not quite sure what to do about it..."
"Well, for starters, you could always try picking up some new dance moves...and if you took that feather duster out of your back pocket, it might not think you had a tail!"
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Post by kangarawa on Dec 21, 2005 20:10:33 GMT -5
"Since the Embassy will be closed over the holiday season, and won't re-open until January 2nd, 2006, please make sure that the kitchen is cleaned out, fresh twinkies and chocolate milk are ordered, and that we will have a fresh bouquet of lilies once our doors are open to visitors again."
"No problem, Ambassador."
"And have a wonderful Christmas and all the best in the upcoming year. Actually, let's put a sign to that effect on the Embassy doors. Merry Christmas to all!"
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Post by Ness Snorlaxia on Dec 21, 2005 20:14:46 GMT -5
Yes, Merry Christmas and Happy Other Holidays to all, and to all a good night. Or afternoon. *takes food and gives it to people*
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Post by Kritschboilek on Dec 22, 2005 12:04:16 GMT -5
*walked coincidentally in the neighbourhood* *takes some food* Thank You. *walks further*
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Post by Pacdude on Dec 22, 2005 15:05:21 GMT -5
*plunders embassy*
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