Regional updates 3!!

[Ness Snorlaxia]

Here's the THIRD SEMI-WEEKLY UPDATES! Please contribute to these updates, and let's try to finish by 17 January.

News from the Hyrule
17 January, 2006
Forum|NSWiki

Prepared by Ness Snorlaxia, (whoever else contributes to this update)

Nations: 336
Delegate (votes): Ness Snorlaxia (114)

Region!
-Hyrule's population has gone down a lot from what it was in the past. The recruitment drive mentioned in the last update, however, has helped - Ness has been encouraging nations to recruit.

Government!
-We are currently voting to open embassies with Jethnea and Peaceian. Currently, the people who voted are FOR opening both embassies.
-Government buildings! Citizens of Hyrule have been proposing a government building to serve as the main building for government purposes. Currently, there are 6 proposals.

[Nisomia]

Good job as usual, Ness!

[Ness Snorlaxia]

You do know that you can contribute to the updates too, you know?

[Pacdude]

We have RP news now!

[Ness Snorlaxia]

Here's revision 2. Contribute people!

News from the Hyrule
17 January, 2006
Forum|NSWiki

Prepared by Ness Snorlaxia, (whoever else contributes to this update)
Ideas by Ness Snorlaxia, Pacdude

Nations: 336
Delegate (votes): Ness Snorlaxia (114)

Region!
-Hyrule's population has gone down a lot from what it was in the past. The recruitment drive mentioned in the last update, however, has helped - Ness has been encouraging nations to recruit.

Government!
-We are currently voting to open embassies with Jethnea and Peaceian. Currently, the people who voted are FOR opening both embassies.
-Government buildings! Citizens of Hyrule have been proposing a government building to serve as the main building for government purposes. Currently, there are 6 proposals.

Role-playing?
You heard it right, Role-playing!

Quotes
(Jerry Christ)

*begins conversion of all Hyrulian toasters into Ness-cloning devices*

*does evil laugh*

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!

*double posts, just to rub it in*

(Bamada)

I'm officially smiting everyone from the ASE who comes here except me. So that's one for ancientsparta and one for E-L

(Ness Snorlaxia)

In North Korea, you worship Kim il-Sung. But in Soviet Russia, Kim il-Sung worships YOU!!

(Buuyo)

Quickly Mitts! use the toilet of transportation and flush yourself to Hyrule! =P

[Nisomia]

What do you want me to contribute? You'd better believe I'll contribute them!!

[Ness Snorlaxia]

Well, as a suggestion, contribute to the RP part of the news update.

[Buuyo]

Here's revision 2. Contribute people!

News from the Hyrule
17 January, 2006
Forum|NSWiki

Prepared by Ness Snorlaxia, Buuyo, (whoever else contributes to this update)
Ideas by Ness Snorlaxia, Pacdude

Nations: 336
Delegate (votes): Ness Snorlaxia (114)

Region!
-Hyrule's population has gone down a lot from what it was in the past. The recruitment drive mentioned in the last update, however, has helped - Ness has been encouraging nations to recruit.

Government!
-We are currently voting to open embassies with Jethnea and Peaceian. Currently, the people who voted are FOR opening both embassies.
-Government buildings! Citizens of Hyrule have been proposing a government building to serve as the main building for government purposes. Currently, there are 6 proposals.

Forums
-The Regional Chatterbox is still running smoothly, with many topics sprining to life such as the Where do you come from? thread and the Russian Reversals thread is showing promise.
-The Dodecahedron is still brimming with good quality Hyrulean spam! With a new game calld Guess That Language!! thread. THe others are still as popular as ever!


Role-playing?
-Hyrule has finally had a successful RP! Yay! The Porcu Civil War has been pinning nations against eachother and it turned into a full scale war with a neuclear threat.
-There is a new war going on now too. Flamanca has started the War on Nosyaj RP, in which he hopes Nosyaj decides to come on the forum to participate =P.

Quotes
(Jerry Christ)

*begins conversion of all Hyrulian toasters into Ness-cloning devices*

*does evil laugh*

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!

*double posts, just to rub it in*

(Bamada)

I'm officially smiting everyone from the ASE who comes here except me. So that's one for ancientsparta and one for E-L

(Ness Snorlaxia)

In North Korea, you worship Kim il-Sung. But in Soviet Russia, Kim il-Sung worships YOU!!

(Buuyo)

Quickly Mitts! use the toilet of transportation and flush yourself to Hyrule! =P

(Flamanca)

*Visits Goidel*

*Eats chocolate*

*Remembers something*

*Eats more chocolate*

*Remembers spmething else*

*Welcomes Goidel*

Welcome Goidel!!!111oneoneone

[Nisomia]

Ok! Seeing as Nosyaj does not participate in the forum, I'm moving the war to the Civil HQ. Flamaca, Cholganna and Darth Tyrias are looking well in control, as both Nosyaj and Jerry Christ have been invaded and blockaded. Thank you, t Cholganna and Darth Tyrias for helping me. This is one of the few wars that Flamaca has fought on serious grounds! Nosyaj has been eating nations so I am freeing the captured nations and teaching Nosyaj a lesson.

Many thanks again to Cholganna and Darth Tyrius!

[Ness Snorlaxia]

News from the Hyrule
17 January, 2759 a.U.c
Forum|NSWiki

Prepared by Ness Snorlaxia, Buuyo, (whoever else contributes to this update)
Ideas by Ness Snorlaxia, Pacdude, Flamaca

Nations: 340
Delegate (votes): Ness Snorlaxia (114)

Region!
-Hyrule has seen a sharp population decrease, however it is, fortunately, on the rise once again. The recruitment drive mentioned in the last update, however, has helped - Ness has been encouraging nations to recruit, and this time, they actually have been recruiting!
-In the meantime, we've also started our own intra-regional recruiting - that is, we've been recruiting for people to come join the forum. It has worked - on Wednesday and Thurday, we saw over 100 posts made on those two days, though it has slowed during the weekend.

Government!
-We are currently voting to open embassies with Jethnea and Peaceian. Currently, the people who voted are FOR opening both embassies.
-Government buildings! Citizens of Hyrule have been proposing, and now voting for a government building to serve as the main building for government purposes. Currently, Ness's proposal has 3 votes, while Buuyo's and Gnidrah's both have 2 votes.
-A proposal by the nation Flamaca seeks to establish an official nation recruiter for Hyrule.

Forums.
-The Regional Chatterbox is still running smoothly, with many topics sprining to life such as the Where do u come from? thread and the Russian Reversals thread is showing promise.
-The Dodecahedron is still brimming with good quality Hyrulean spam! With a new game called Guess That Language!! thread. The others are still as popular as ever!


Role-playing?
-Hyrule has finally had a successful RP! Yay! The Porcu Civil War has been pinning nations against eachother and it turned into a full scale war with a nuclear threat.
-There is a new war going on now too. Flamanca has started the War on Nosyaj RP, in which he hopes Nosyaj decides to come on the forum to participate . Seeing as Nosyaj does not participate in the forum, he decided to move the war to the Civil HQ. Flamaca, Cholganna and Darth Tyrias are looking well in control, as both Nosyaj and Jerry Christ have been invaded and blockaded. Nosyaj has been eating nations so he is freeing the captured nations and teaching Nosyaj a lesson.
-Hyrule Banners! Ness implemented a code that switches banners on every page load, after South Malaysia created some banners. Besides SM, three other people (Stanstead, Southwest Prussia, and Dundee West) have created banners.

Quotes
(Jerry Christ)

*begins conversion of all Hyrulian toasters into Ness-cloning devices*

*does evil laugh*

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!

*double posts, just to rub it in*

(Bamada)

I'm officially smiting everyone from the ASE who comes here except me. So that's one for ancientsparta and one for E-L

(Ness Snorlaxia)

In North Korea, you worship Kim il-Sung. But in Soviet Russia, Kim il-Sung worships YOU!!

(Buuyo)

Quickly Mitts! use the toilet of transportation and flush yourself to Hyrule! =P

(Flamanca)

*Visits Goidel*

*Eats chocolate*

*Remembers something*

*Eats more chocolate*

*Remembers spmething else*

*Welcomes Goidel*

Welcome Goidel!!!111oneoneone

(Cholganna)

*Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks all Nintendo clones in the face, even the noobishly named Samas Arman, whic I'm assuming is supposed to be Samus Aran*

Chuck Norris will never go away, Piekrom.

*Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks Piekrom in the face*

*gives Z.A. a dunce cap*

*does a little victory dance*

No problem Flamaca. You know you can count on me and my super army.

And no, Paxom, Chuck Norris will not stay in WoW, for I do not play WoW. Nor will he be beaten by iorn couch man.

*Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks iorn couch man in the face*

(Dundee West)

Join the forum, or we release our Atomic Super-Powered Chuck Norris! (with various accessories and implements of death)

(South Malaysia)

the Wild Ness Snorlaxia that got lose in Hyrule!!! OMG!?! *RUNS*

[Ness Snorlaxia]

Okay, ambassadors, could you please post this update by 22 January?

The Montgomery Ward Mail-order Catalog
(Actually, the News from Hyrule)
17 January, 2759 a.U.c
Forum|NSWiki

Prepared by Ness Snorlaxia, Buuyo
Ideas by Ness Snorlaxia, Pacdude, Flamaca

Nations: 340
Delegate (votes): Ness Snorlaxia (116)

Region!
-Hyrule has seen a sharp population decrease, however it is, fortunately, on the rise once again. The recruitment drive mentioned in the last update, however, has helped - Ness has been encouraging nations to recruit, and this time, they actually have been recruiting!
-In the meantime, we've also started our own intra-regional recruiting - that is, we've been recruiting for people to come join the forum. It has worked - on Wednesday and Thurday, we saw over 100 posts made on those two days, though it has slowed during the weekend.

Government!
-We have opened two embassies this week, with Jethnea and Peaceian. Our members voted FOR opening both embassies.
-Government buildings! Citizens of Hyrule have been proposing, and now voting for a government building to serve as the main building for government purposes. Gnidrah's proposal is in the lead with 5 votes, and Ness's is in second with four votes. In third place is Buuyo's proposal with 2 votes, and Dundee West's and South Malaysia's both have 1 vote. Pacdude is last, with no people voting for his proposal!
-A proposal by the nation Flamaca seeks to establish an official nation recruiter for Hyrule.

Forums.
-The Regional Chatterbox is still running smoothly, with many topics sprining to life such as the Where do u come from? thread and the Russian Reversals thread is showing promise.
-The Dodecahedron is still brimming with good quality Hyrulean spam! With a new game called Guess That Language!! thread. The others are still as popular as ever!

Role-playing?
-Hyrule has finally had a successful RP! Yay! The Porcu Civil War has been pinning nations against eachother and it turned into a full scale war with a nuclear threat, along with many other related topics in the Roleplay section.
-There is a new war going on now too. Flamanca has started the War on Nosyaj RP, in which he hopes Nosyaj decides to come on the forum to participate . Seeing as Nosyaj does not participate in the forum, he decided to move the war to the Civil HQ. Flamaca, Cholganna and Darth Tyrias are looking well in control, as both Nosyaj and Jerry Christ have been invaded and blockaded. Nosyaj has been eating nations so he is freeing the captured nations and teaching Nosyaj a lesson.
-HPSCT! The Hyrule Point-ed Stick Combat Tournament is now open for people to join!

Other Forum Stuff!!!!one
-Hyrule Banners! Ness implemented a code that switches banners on every page load, after South Malaysia created some banners. Besides SM, three other people (Stanstead, Southwest Prussia, and Dundee West) have created banners.

UN Votings??
-Repeal "The Law of the Sea": 7 for - 1 against - 1 abstain. Currently voting on this resolution.
-Civilian Casualty Records: 9 for - 6 against. Voted FOR (or, DOR, according to some sources) this resolution.
-Repeal "Mandatory Recycling: 8 for - 6 against - 4 abstain. Voted FOR this resolution.

Quotes! YAY!
(Jerry Christ)

*begins conversion of all Hyrulian toasters into Ness-cloning devices*

*does evil laugh*

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!

*double posts, just to rub it in*

(Bamada)

I'm officially smiting everyone from the ASE who comes here except me. So that's one for ancientsparta and one for E-L

(Ness Snorlaxia)

In North Korea, you worship Kim il-Sung. But in Soviet Russia, Kim il-Sung worships YOU!!

(Buuyo)

Quickly Mitts! use the toilet of transportation and flush yourself to Hyrule! =P

(Flamanca)

*Visits Goidel*

*Eats chocolate*

*Remembers something*

*Eats more chocolate*

*Remembers spmething else*

*Welcomes Goidel*

Welcome Goidel!!!111oneoneone

(Cholganna)

*Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks all Nintendo clones in the face, even the noobishly named Samas Arman, whic I'm assuming is supposed to be Samus Aran*

Chuck Norris will never go away, Piekrom.

*Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks Piekrom in the face*

*gives Z.A. a dunce cap*

*does a little victory dance*

No problem Flamaca. You know you can count on me and my super army.

And no, Paxom, Chuck Norris will not stay in WoW, for I do not play WoW. Nor will he be beaten by iorn couch man.

*Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks iorn couch man in the face*

(Dundee West)

Join the forum, or we release our Atomic Super-Powered Chuck Norris! (with various accessories and implements of death)

(South Malaysia)

the Wild Ness Snorlaxia that got lose in Hyrule!!! OMG!?! *RUNS*

(Jerry Christ)

I like purple gumbo.

(Jerry Christ)

If Ness isn't going to vote for herself, then Ima vote for Gnidrah's because I don't live in the 18th century and I also don't like living in balls and I also do not think a shack provides enough joie de vivre.

(MaskedPlague)

My stick is made of titanium, dipped in kryptonite (because you never know when superman will go bad) and a lead core.
It has a button on the handle which launches it at 45 MPH at as target and has a built in grappling head.
(It also dispenses rum.)

(Southwest Prussia)

No no no, the hats cant both go on her head. The 2nd hat must be placed in some other random place, otherwise there will be no effect. Also, the hats must be clearly different looking from at least 15 yards.

[Hawks9718 Melidan]

How come Melidan was removed from Hyrule? I'm back now (had to re-activate my nation)

[Ness Snorlaxia]

melidan: You didn't log on to your nation. All revived nations are sent to Lazarus after NS mods revive nations.

You still have an account on the forum, though, so you can log on to that to post.

(Oh, and this wasn't the right thread to ask, so you know. )

[Jerry Christ]

;D

[Porcu]

Ha, Ha I laugh in your face!