Post by palestinefree2 on Jun 18, 2008 14:04:20 GMT -5
PMK To Go Duck Hunting With Dick Cheney[/b][/color][/font]
Dick Cheney's Secretary (left), Dick Cheney (centre), and Prime Minister Kurt pose for the cameras before their big duck hunting trip this weekend..
The region was shocked to find that Prime Minister Kurt, known to many as just PMK, was going duck hunting with Dick Cheney. PMK, known for his left-wing beliefs, only gave a brief response to the allegations at a press conference yesterday about the PF2 government, when asked by a reporter.
"I am simply trying to get to know the Vice President. God, you people are relentless.", he replied. Many in the region expressed suprise at the announcement.
"It amazes me. I would never think PMK would be the kind of guy to do that.", said Delta Golf Sierra, a well known Conservative Party member.
"It's really a wierd thing for Kurt to do.", said Prez, "I hope he does not get shot."
"FREDOM OF SPEACH!! FREEEEEEEDAM!!!!!!" was all that was said by Son of Hagge. And a man, who looked suspiciously like Julio Trigman, said only that everything was falling into place.
PMK has assured teh Guardian that he has life insurance and that he is fully protected from Cheney under the law.
Woolcott Not Really A Doctor, Guardian Finds[/b][/color][/font]
The scene was set. The user known as "Dr" Woolcott was answering questions on his return. One of our senior reporters, Stumpy Fuddlemyre, was present and asked a tough question of the Former Prime Minister.
"Sir, you have been known as Dr. Woolcott. What is your degree in?"
Woolcott hesitated for a moment and then leaned over and said "It's a joke." So, could Woolcott not be a doctor? Mr Fuddlemyre believes teh only doctoring that the Former PM has done is of a degree that he has in his Whitestone Mansion home.
Our experts have recieved a picture of this degree.
It is clear that the degree is very well doctored, no pun intended. Woolcott clearly put alot of work into creating a convincing docment. What are the implications of this? Stumpy hit the streets to find out. Here are some reactions.
"Ya, everyone knew that..", "So what?", "PMK"..
The populace clearly very upset over the news. Where did he learn such tactics of fraud? Perhaps it stems from his past in identity fraud (See Zumaworks). Either way, the Former Prime Minister will have alot to account for. The Guardian Council ahs yet to comment if it is pending charges for perjury and fraud.
We will be following this case, and keeping you updated. That we promise.
Vechta Missing, Government Involvement Suspected[/b][/color][/font]
Where in the world is Vechta?
Many Liberalians have noted the disappearance of one of the prominent left-field members of the region: Vechta. Many have noted it with suspicion. Vechta, usually an active politician, has often considered it his role to challenge the authority of the region and to speak for working members. Vechta, a humble warrior for his cause of justice, has been muissing for some time. He did not run at the last Prime Minister election and many have suspected government activity. One member spoke to us from the shadows, preferring to remain nameless.
"The govahment is trying to stifle fredom!!! FARLANE!!!! FREDOM OF SPEACH!!!! FREDOM!!!", he said to our reporter.
Who is this man? We don't honestly know. However, what he said quickly surfaced around the region. An organization has sprung up demanding the government hand over Vechta. This organization named itself The Commission for the Return of our Prophet And for the Death of Ron Paul (R-TX), or The CFTROOPAFTDORPTX for short. Their ad campaign featured on Liberalian TVs, Give Us Back Vechta!, they demanded of the government of Liberalia.
Several thousand protesters held a huge sit in outside the Prime Minister's office yesterday, singing songs and smoking large amounts of a suspicious herb. The Prime Minister did not make a statement, and has only added to the hype by refusing to recognize Vechta's disappearance.
Many in the CFTROOPAFTDORPTX have pointed the blame elsewhere. CFTROOPAFTDORPTX Secretary, Tim Bits, has blamed the FRA.
"The FRA, which of course stands for Fascist Region Alliance, has been stifling dissent in its member regions for months. This is just another case of members mysteriously disappearing under odd circumstances. And around a PM election too, when members are looking for a reason to vote out a sitting PM.", he said.
When asked what about the statements that he is just busy with exams, Bits asked us to leave his office. So, who is right in this equation? We may never know. But we do know this. The government is not answering questions, and the protests can only get violent as Vechta's disappearance mounts.
Other theories have emerged. Some say he was abducted by aliens, and that the government knows this and they are covering it up. Some still say that Vechta was created by the Liberalian government to mark all opposition as insane. However, these theories are generally not proposed by large groups, as individual members, so they have no validity in many people's eyes.
One farmer in Western Liberalia claims to have come across a dead man a suit, holding a cigar on the side of the road in a small ditch. He says he resembled Vechta. The man commented on this to the Guardian saying:
"I was just drivin' my tracta' inna' town, right? I came 'cross this dead fella', right? He looking like, uh, that Vecker characta' on the news. Called the cops, I did, right?"
Could this be the final resting place of the great Vechta?
Until an official statement, and the lab report comes public on the body, we can't determine just what happened. For now though, the truth is hard to find.
Dick Cheney's Secretary (left), Dick Cheney (centre), and Prime Minister Kurt pose for the cameras before their big duck hunting trip this weekend..
The region was shocked to find that Prime Minister Kurt, known to many as just PMK, was going duck hunting with Dick Cheney. PMK, known for his left-wing beliefs, only gave a brief response to the allegations at a press conference yesterday about the PF2 government, when asked by a reporter.
"I am simply trying to get to know the Vice President. God, you people are relentless.", he replied. Many in the region expressed suprise at the announcement.
"It amazes me. I would never think PMK would be the kind of guy to do that.", said Delta Golf Sierra, a well known Conservative Party member.
"It's really a wierd thing for Kurt to do.", said Prez, "I hope he does not get shot."
"FREDOM OF SPEACH!! FREEEEEEEDAM!!!!!!" was all that was said by Son of Hagge. And a man, who looked suspiciously like Julio Trigman, said only that everything was falling into place.
PMK has assured teh Guardian that he has life insurance and that he is fully protected from Cheney under the law.
Woolcott Not Really A Doctor, Guardian Finds[/b][/color][/font]
The scene was set. The user known as "Dr" Woolcott was answering questions on his return. One of our senior reporters, Stumpy Fuddlemyre, was present and asked a tough question of the Former Prime Minister.
"Sir, you have been known as Dr. Woolcott. What is your degree in?"
Woolcott hesitated for a moment and then leaned over and said "It's a joke." So, could Woolcott not be a doctor? Mr Fuddlemyre believes teh only doctoring that the Former PM has done is of a degree that he has in his Whitestone Mansion home.
Our experts have recieved a picture of this degree.
It is clear that the degree is very well doctored, no pun intended. Woolcott clearly put alot of work into creating a convincing docment. What are the implications of this? Stumpy hit the streets to find out. Here are some reactions.
"Ya, everyone knew that..", "So what?", "PMK"..
The populace clearly very upset over the news. Where did he learn such tactics of fraud? Perhaps it stems from his past in identity fraud (See Zumaworks). Either way, the Former Prime Minister will have alot to account for. The Guardian Council ahs yet to comment if it is pending charges for perjury and fraud.
We will be following this case, and keeping you updated. That we promise.
Vechta Missing, Government Involvement Suspected[/b][/color][/font]
Where in the world is Vechta?
Many Liberalians have noted the disappearance of one of the prominent left-field members of the region: Vechta. Many have noted it with suspicion. Vechta, usually an active politician, has often considered it his role to challenge the authority of the region and to speak for working members. Vechta, a humble warrior for his cause of justice, has been muissing for some time. He did not run at the last Prime Minister election and many have suspected government activity. One member spoke to us from the shadows, preferring to remain nameless.
"The govahment is trying to stifle fredom!!! FARLANE!!!! FREDOM OF SPEACH!!!! FREDOM!!!", he said to our reporter.
Who is this man? We don't honestly know. However, what he said quickly surfaced around the region. An organization has sprung up demanding the government hand over Vechta. This organization named itself The Commission for the Return of our Prophet And for the Death of Ron Paul (R-TX), or The CFTROOPAFTDORPTX for short. Their ad campaign featured on Liberalian TVs, Give Us Back Vechta!, they demanded of the government of Liberalia.
Several thousand protesters held a huge sit in outside the Prime Minister's office yesterday, singing songs and smoking large amounts of a suspicious herb. The Prime Minister did not make a statement, and has only added to the hype by refusing to recognize Vechta's disappearance.
Many in the CFTROOPAFTDORPTX have pointed the blame elsewhere. CFTROOPAFTDORPTX Secretary, Tim Bits, has blamed the FRA.
"The FRA, which of course stands for Fascist Region Alliance, has been stifling dissent in its member regions for months. This is just another case of members mysteriously disappearing under odd circumstances. And around a PM election too, when members are looking for a reason to vote out a sitting PM.", he said.
When asked what about the statements that he is just busy with exams, Bits asked us to leave his office. So, who is right in this equation? We may never know. But we do know this. The government is not answering questions, and the protests can only get violent as Vechta's disappearance mounts.
Other theories have emerged. Some say he was abducted by aliens, and that the government knows this and they are covering it up. Some still say that Vechta was created by the Liberalian government to mark all opposition as insane. However, these theories are generally not proposed by large groups, as individual members, so they have no validity in many people's eyes.
One farmer in Western Liberalia claims to have come across a dead man a suit, holding a cigar on the side of the road in a small ditch. He says he resembled Vechta. The man commented on this to the Guardian saying:
"I was just drivin' my tracta' inna' town, right? I came 'cross this dead fella', right? He looking like, uh, that Vecker characta' on the news. Called the cops, I did, right?"
Could this be the final resting place of the great Vechta?
Until an official statement, and the lab report comes public on the body, we can't determine just what happened. For now though, the truth is hard to find.