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Post by Macarono on Jun 20, 2007 23:12:59 GMT -5
"My fellow Hyruleans...today is a day of great change. Today (well technically, the 23rd) you get to chose your leaders. And I'm here to tell you that you should choose me for MoC and MoRP. And here's why:
"I say, let them have nukes (this is based on the real world, and the real world has nukes. If we make an IC agreement banning them, that's fine, but this is supposed to be based on all of today's tech).
"I promise to stamp out militant feminism, which we all know is rampant in these parts.
"Lower taxes.
"I will try to bring back the Palace of Arts and Culture, this time not just with drawings, but if anyone is a writer, we can feature that too. Culture isn't limited to pictures. All forms of media are important.
"I can get the map done quickly and I will try to implement some parameters dictating what people need to do to claim a plot.
"I will put a stop to Kleenex's monopoly on the tissue industry.
"I'm magic.
"I have an in with the aliens whom are planning to attack. If you want out before they invade, you'll need me to introduce you to the higher ups.
"And most of all, you should vote me because Rob is a redcoat trying to reclaim his once former imperial greatness through controlling our online forums, AN is trying to sap our precious bodily fluids, and Clamps is an illegal immigrant, trying to take my job! Thank you, and goodnight!"
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Post by Robengrad on Jun 21, 2007 4:48:23 GMT -5
Would now be a bad time to mention that if it werent for us you'd be speaking some bizarre French\Spainish mix? And that you had to get them to join with you to beat us in the war of independence? btw, check this out: www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2208523152
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Post by Macarono on Jun 21, 2007 22:27:45 GMT -5
Don't have a facebook, so I can't see the page. Moving on, what's so wrong with Sprench? Secondly, the ends justify the means. Stop making excuses. You blew it, Redcoat, so stop holding a grudge.
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Post by Porcu on Jun 22, 2007 0:04:05 GMT -5
Oh, how I love animosity...
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Post by Macarono on Jun 22, 2007 0:09:17 GMT -5
Porcu, you said you would guarantee a vote for the redcoat if he implemented a rule you agreed with. Need I remind you that the redcoats gave us 'taxation without representation'? If you vote this poor excuse of a man into office, he will take our money while tyrannically ruling our forums with an iron fist. Why should we let a man an entire ocean away tell us what to do? I say: Give me liberty, or give me DEATH!
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Post by Porcu on Jun 22, 2007 0:17:40 GMT -5
I don't mean to be rude, but that is my decision to make as you are not yet in a viable position yourself. Let's see what the "redcoat's" has to say about my offer...
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Post by Robengrad on Jun 22, 2007 4:13:07 GMT -5
Is it 1775?
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Post by Porcu on Jun 22, 2007 11:09:17 GMT -5
Macarono, is Rob really located an entire ocean away? Where the hell is Hyrule even located on a map, cause I can't seem to find it
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Post by Macarono on Jun 22, 2007 19:41:25 GMT -5
Redcoat, those days are over, stop living in the past.
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Post by Dark Archon on Jun 24, 2007 19:25:07 GMT -5
Yes.... Yes.... use your agressive feelings boy..... *ahem* uh... yeah good luck macarono man! *sings* you make the macarono dandy.....*ahem* *excuses self*
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Post by Macarono on Jun 24, 2007 20:46:20 GMT -5
We're halfway done with the election and I need to make a late push to become the MoC... IC: "My fellow Hyruleans, I am currently two out of the lead in the election for MoC. I need to convince those of you who haven't voted to get out there and choose me, so here goes. "The png is prettier than the jpg. Nike do you want to be able to read your cities' names or not? "My opponent Clamps has talked about my lack of experience. All I have to say about that is: once you have the technique down, there is nothing else you need when it comes to updating the map. It doesn't matter if you've done it for three days or three months, if you are skilled at it, that is all you need. "Lastly, in his speech, Clamps said 'Hyrulians' instead of 'Hyruleans.' How is that relevant, you ask? Well, it proves that Clamps can't speak our great language, which further proves my hypothesis that he is an illegal immigrant trying to take my job!" (OOC: Burns, doesn't it Clamps?
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Post by Dark Archon on Jun 24, 2007 21:50:27 GMT -5
*ahem* wow.
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Post by Ness Snorlaxia on Jun 25, 2007 17:06:45 GMT -5
I consider both "Hyruleans" and "Hyrulians" to be acceptable. Hyruleans is just the official Nintendo spelling, but I've seen both used.
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Post by Macarono on Jun 25, 2007 19:04:19 GMT -5
*whispers* It's a conspiracy, see. Clamps is working with (read: bribing/blackmailing) the founder to take me down.*/whispers*
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Post by nakarak on Jun 25, 2007 19:07:33 GMT -5
No comment.
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