Post by Macarono on Jun 20, 2007 23:12:59 GMT -5
"My fellow Hyruleans...today is a day of great change. Today (well technically, the 23rd) you get to chose your leaders. And I'm here to tell you that you should choose me for MoC and MoRP. And here's why:
"I say, let them have nukes (this is based on the real world, and the real world has nukes. If we make an IC agreement banning them, that's fine, but this is supposed to be based on all of today's tech).
"I promise to stamp out militant feminism, which we all know is rampant in these parts.
"Lower taxes.
"I will try to bring back the Palace of Arts and Culture, this time not just with drawings, but if anyone is a writer, we can feature that too. Culture isn't limited to pictures. All forms of media are important.
"I can get the map done quickly and I will try to implement some parameters dictating what people need to do to claim a plot.
"I will put a stop to Kleenex's monopoly on the tissue industry.
"I'm magic.
"I have an in with the aliens whom are planning to attack. If you want out before they invade, you'll need me to introduce you to the higher ups.
"And most of all, you should vote me because Rob is a redcoat trying to reclaim his once former imperial greatness through controlling our online forums, AN is trying to sap our precious bodily fluids, and Clamps is an illegal immigrant, trying to take my job! Thank you, and goodnight!"
"I say, let them have nukes (this is based on the real world, and the real world has nukes. If we make an IC agreement banning them, that's fine, but this is supposed to be based on all of today's tech).
"I promise to stamp out militant feminism, which we all know is rampant in these parts.
"Lower taxes.
"I will try to bring back the Palace of Arts and Culture, this time not just with drawings, but if anyone is a writer, we can feature that too. Culture isn't limited to pictures. All forms of media are important.
"I can get the map done quickly and I will try to implement some parameters dictating what people need to do to claim a plot.
"I will put a stop to Kleenex's monopoly on the tissue industry.
"I'm magic.
"I have an in with the aliens whom are planning to attack. If you want out before they invade, you'll need me to introduce you to the higher ups.
"And most of all, you should vote me because Rob is a redcoat trying to reclaim his once former imperial greatness through controlling our online forums, AN is trying to sap our precious bodily fluids, and Clamps is an illegal immigrant, trying to take my job! Thank you, and goodnight!"
*excuses self*
