Post by celticboy on Jul 12, 2007 8:49:22 GMT -5
The Principlality of the Cymric
Cymricania
Official language(s): Anglo-Welsh spoken with the north-western dialect'Gibberish'
Other language(s); Polish,Arabic,Swahili,Urdu,french,German, Papal Latin, US English,Australian, Nepalese,Chinese, Bengali,
Capital: Caerput
Currency: da
National animal:goat
Motto: Llywr (rougghly tanslated = together or united)
National Anthem: Cwm Rhondda
Government
(Head of State): Twysog (Prince )Llewelyn ap Madog III
(Head of Government): Jo Jo Morgan
Government: [
]A Parliament (called the Senedd) of 61 seats. A coalition of Liberals/Greens/Loyalists are in power. The main opposition is the Socialist workers Party, with interruptions from the Raving Loonies and the Kernok Seperatists
Society
Ethnicities:87% Celt; 13% Anglo 6% Polish migrants 4% Don't know, don't care, don't worry
Religions: 67% Undecided, 12% Baptist 12% Catholic 8% other faiths 1 shapeshifter, 2 Maoists, a lost Jehovah's witness and the last surviving follower of Mithras
Languages: Anglo Welsh, English, Polish, etc.etc.etc.
Economy:
The Principality of The Cymric is a small, economically powerful nation, notable for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 7 million enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The government juggles the competing demands of Social Welfare, Healthcare, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 17%. A large private sector is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, followed by Information Technology and Trout Farming and recent scientific breakthroughs in urine fuel and bovine garlic.
Geography and Climate: lots of sea,sand and mountains, wet,windy, sleet, snow and the odd day of sunshine.
Highest point: Twll Mawr
Lowest point: Bryndynion Pit
Avg. summer tempurature: 18C
Avg. winter tempurature: -3C
Climate -Bloody miserable
Political Leaders
Jo Jo Morgan Principle Minister (Head of the goverfnment) Leader of the Liberal Party and former Chairman of Jo Jo's Spam Spam Take-aways
Lu Lu Bell Pritchard (Loyalist) Minister of Finance and former bankrupt.
Hwyl Dda Jones (Liberal) Minister of Justice and complete bore
Twn Sian Ratty (Liberal) Foreign Minister and used car salesman
Patience Snodgrass (Green) Minister of Education and illiterate fortune teller
Lucky Luciano Evans (Loyalist) Minister of Transport and former petrol pump attendant
Pretty Boy Williams (Liberal) Minister of Silly Ideas and mafia boss
Dr. Elwyn Strangelove (Liberal) Minister of Defence and former Chief Scientist for Deterent Energy And Technology Holdings (DEATH for short)
Main Opposition
Tecwyn Vladivostock Griffiths (Socialist Worker) leader of the Toilet Attendants Union
Major Eric Bloodnock Thring ( Kernock Seperatists), National Secretary of Alcoholics Anonymous, Head of the Kernocking Hunt, sectioned under the Mental Health Act but claiming parliamentary priveledge to remain at large.
Melanie Prosser (Green), head of the national knitting circle and feminist junkie
Hugo Pinstriped Buttercup (Raving Loony) former Eton schoolboy and Media Mogul
Cymricania
Official language(s): Anglo-Welsh spoken with the north-western dialect'Gibberish'
Other language(s); Polish,Arabic,Swahili,Urdu,french,German, Papal Latin, US English,Australian, Nepalese,Chinese, Bengali,
Capital: Caerput
Currency: da
National animal:goat
Motto: Llywr (rougghly tanslated = together or united)
National Anthem: Cwm Rhondda
Government
(Head of State): Twysog (Prince )Llewelyn ap Madog III
(Head of Government): Jo Jo Morgan
Government: [
]A Parliament (called the Senedd) of 61 seats. A coalition of Liberals/Greens/Loyalists are in power. The main opposition is the Socialist workers Party, with interruptions from the Raving Loonies and the Kernok Seperatists
Society
Ethnicities:87% Celt; 13% Anglo 6% Polish migrants 4% Don't know, don't care, don't worry
Religions: 67% Undecided, 12% Baptist 12% Catholic 8% other faiths 1 shapeshifter, 2 Maoists, a lost Jehovah's witness and the last surviving follower of Mithras
Languages: Anglo Welsh, English, Polish, etc.etc.etc.
Economy:
The Principality of The Cymric is a small, economically powerful nation, notable for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 7 million enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The government juggles the competing demands of Social Welfare, Healthcare, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 17%. A large private sector is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, followed by Information Technology and Trout Farming and recent scientific breakthroughs in urine fuel and bovine garlic.
Geography and Climate: lots of sea,sand and mountains, wet,windy, sleet, snow and the odd day of sunshine.
Highest point: Twll Mawr
Lowest point: Bryndynion Pit
Avg. summer tempurature: 18C
Avg. winter tempurature: -3C
Climate -Bloody miserable
Political Leaders
Jo Jo Morgan Principle Minister (Head of the goverfnment) Leader of the Liberal Party and former Chairman of Jo Jo's Spam Spam Take-aways
Lu Lu Bell Pritchard (Loyalist) Minister of Finance and former bankrupt.
Hwyl Dda Jones (Liberal) Minister of Justice and complete bore
Twn Sian Ratty (Liberal) Foreign Minister and used car salesman
Patience Snodgrass (Green) Minister of Education and illiterate fortune teller
Lucky Luciano Evans (Loyalist) Minister of Transport and former petrol pump attendant
Pretty Boy Williams (Liberal) Minister of Silly Ideas and mafia boss
Dr. Elwyn Strangelove (Liberal) Minister of Defence and former Chief Scientist for Deterent Energy And Technology Holdings (DEATH for short)
Main Opposition
Tecwyn Vladivostock Griffiths (Socialist Worker) leader of the Toilet Attendants Union
Major Eric Bloodnock Thring ( Kernock Seperatists), National Secretary of Alcoholics Anonymous, Head of the Kernocking Hunt, sectioned under the Mental Health Act but claiming parliamentary priveledge to remain at large.
Melanie Prosser (Green), head of the national knitting circle and feminist junkie
Hugo Pinstriped Buttercup (Raving Loony) former Eton schoolboy and Media Mogul