Post by Skydiving Penguin on Mar 21, 2007 6:29:45 GMT -5
The Republic of Xavoria
Conventional Long Name- The Republic of Xavoria
Conventional Short Name- Xavoria
Local Long Name- The NY Yankee Shunning Republic of Xavoria
Local Short Name- Xavoria
Official Languages- English (55%), Italian (24%), Xavorese(20%), Penguinese (1%)
Capital- Xavopolis
Currency- Yucko
National Animal- Blue Jay
National Anthem- "O Xavoria!"
Motto- "Don't forget your parachute...and Yankees stink!"
National Food- Xavese Fries (Basically French Fries)
National Drink- Beer and Orange Juice
National Holidays
Independence Day- July 17
Major Cities
over 75% of the pop. lives in these 8 cities.
1. Xavopolis, pop. 91,022,833
2. PennState, pop. 81,050,055
3. New Malaytza, pop. 60,906,333
4. Wii City, pop. 57,300,000
5. Mount Itale, pop. 55,000,000
6. Cape May, pop. 30,000,000
7. Avalon, pop. 21,330,020
8. Dallas, pop. 17,848,262
Government-
Head of State- President Valor Z. Core
Vice President-Neil Shaver (1981-2007) Current- Kevlaan Creditar
Type of Govt.- Democracy
Chief of Agriculture- Will C. Conrado
Chief of Communications- Rudy K. Georgettio
Chief of Culture- Ryan S. Turtell
Chief of Education-Jamie A. Flores
Chief of Environment- David E. Payne
Chief of Finance- Josh W. McEntell
Chief of Health- Luke B. Jameson
Chief of Foreign Relations/Affairs- Eric R. Yurko
Chief of Science- Dylan T. Hertel
Chief of Sports- Jack L. Matusiak
Chief of Tourism- Aaron O. Brunota
Society
Ethnicities- Xavioran, (adj.)
Religion- Christian (87%), Jewish (10.2%), Muslim (2.7%), Tribal (0.1%)
Economy- excellent
Provinces- Here is a list of the 15 provinces and their capitals
WEST (new plot on map)
Avalonia-Avalon Beach
Nova Italia-Nicolo
Rialto-Rialto City
Dallasrad-Dallas
Rubiblu-Gemstone City
Athena-Acropolis
EAST
Syphenia-D'Angelo City
Nintendolia-Wii City
Beermont-Beeriton
Itale-Mount Itale
Lakeshore-Lake Ayroyo City
Xavopolis-Xavopolis
Rivero-Fortua Rivairo
Malaytza-New Malaysia
BostonItalza Island-New Italy
Deep South-Georgeville
Geography and Climate
Highest Point- Mt. Random, 11,323 ft.
Lowest Point- Kevlinda Canyon, -6,880 ft
Longest River- Marmara River, 2,550 miles
Largest Lake- Lake Italia, 20000 sq. miles
Deepest Lake- Lake Yaokilo, -493 feet
Longest Mountian Range- Blandees Moutain Range, 2,033 miles
Largest Desert- Zoolblee Desert, 2,000 sq. miles
Average Summer Temp.- 92 F
Average Spring Temp.- 83 F
Average Fall Temp.-76 F
Average Winter Temp.- 69 F
Hotest on Record- 120 F, July 11, 2007, at Allama, Nintendolia
Coldest on Record- -5 F, January 6, 2000, Mt. Itale
Coldest at Sea Level- 22 F, January 7, 2000, Kenton Rock, Mt. Itale Province
The Skydiving Penguins has 4 main seasons. Winter is warm and wet. The highest average amount of rain occurs in December. Spring is hot and dry. The least average amount of rain occurs in May. Summer is hot, humid, and stormy. Thunderstorms and tornadoes usually occur in the summer. Fall is warm and stormy.
Disasters
- Nationwide Flash Flood/Flood, May 20-June 11, 2006.
18 straight days of rain, 13 days of flooding nationwide. More than 1,500 towns and cities were affected. Heathrow, Marcus Hook, Andren, Dresto-Fenton City, Swada, Grillos, Modifey were hit hardest.
History
Many years ago, in 1233 A.D, the Penguii people were the conquers of this land. The Penguii were great scientists, builders, artists, and above all, warriors. The Penguii army was the largest and most powerful in the area, defeating their enemies without having to draw a single sword. How do they do this, you might ask. Well, no one knows how they did it. Their biggest city, Punguiitopoii, later known as Penguintopolis, was a thriving metropolis. The army's large headquarters was along the outskirts of the city. That was the Penguii's first mistake. Then, they decided to have no sercurity system not only in the HQ, but in the city, too. A couple of days later, on June 12, 1489, Anti Beer Lords from Beeriton Province, invaded the city and the fort.
This mass invasion/kidnapping/killing was called the Hollocouste. This was the earliest demonstration of a holocaust in recorded history. Over 3,000,000 Penguii were captured, and 1,000,000 were killed, including all of the army. Liam Elias, the army leader, was captured and held for ransom of 5,000,000 Y$ (10,000,000 US $)
The developing government had no choice but to give the Anti Beer Lords the money. Now, the entire country was in ruins, physically and financially. The poor government had used up all of the leftover money for the ransom. Now, the survivors were under control of the Anti Beer Lords. For over 400 years, the country was under a dictator, Sir Midel Fastro. The citizens, or as Fastro referred to them as little toys, worked 14 hours of hard labor each day with a slice of bread at noon. This was the daily life of the people.
Meanwhile, in the underground city of Underground Commons, a group of rebels watched via satellite (yes, they had satellites) the terror the citizens were being put through. The Anti Beer Lords hadn't found the underground city. The Rebel Army of 9,000 was planning their ambush on the Anti Beer Lords. On April 30, 1902, the rebels emerged from the city and attacked the Anti Beer Lords.
(the rebels are taking over the Red House, the main Anti Beer Lord HQ, in a coup d'etat)
The Lords were unprepared, and so was Midel Fastro. The Rebel Army Leader, Joey Parsons, entered the dictator's office and tied him to the chair. Now, the Rebels did exactly what the Beer Lords did to their leader, held him for ransom. Parsons told the Anti Beer Lords to surrender or Fastro croaks. They decided to attack instead of give in, and with a single bullet, Fastro was wiped off the map. The Beer Lords were so enraged, they took their anger out on the crowd of people standing behind them. But, the citizens were armed and dangerous...with tomatoes. Every one knows that the Anti Beer Lords are extremely allergic to them! And that was the fall of the Anti Beer Lords.
So, after many years of rebuilding, the now Republic of the Skydiving Penguins is a happy country with their greatest and youngest president yet, 23 year old Chris Colacito.
Military
Skydiving Penguins Armed Forces
Army
1,700,000 total men
700,000 active
1,000,000 reserve
Weapons for the Army
- 45 X4 Nuclear Bombs
- 800 Full-Force Supersonic Missiles
- 1,000 Lighting Assault Vehicles
- 200 Z90 AirZooka Blasters
(all weapons are tested, but never used unless in a war.)
this is a Penguinese troop, showing off a Z90 Airzooka Blaster
Air Force
Fighters- 2,000
Planes- 1,000
Helicopters- 1,000
Best Plane- Xtreem17 Stealth Bomber
the Xtreem17 Stealth Bomber is capable of flying at speeds up to Mach 14. There are 110 of these.
Conventional Long Name- The Republic of Xavoria
Conventional Short Name- Xavoria
Local Long Name- The NY Yankee Shunning Republic of Xavoria
Local Short Name- Xavoria
Official Languages- English (55%), Italian (24%), Xavorese(20%), Penguinese (1%)
Capital- Xavopolis
Currency- Yucko
National Animal- Blue Jay
National Anthem- "O Xavoria!"
Motto- "Don't forget your parachute...and Yankees stink!"
National Food- Xavese Fries (Basically French Fries)
National Drink- Beer and Orange Juice
National Holidays
Independence Day- July 17
Major Cities
over 75% of the pop. lives in these 8 cities.
1. Xavopolis, pop. 91,022,833
2. PennState, pop. 81,050,055
3. New Malaytza, pop. 60,906,333
4. Wii City, pop. 57,300,000
5. Mount Itale, pop. 55,000,000
6. Cape May, pop. 30,000,000
7. Avalon, pop. 21,330,020
8. Dallas, pop. 17,848,262
Government-
Head of State- President Valor Z. Core
Vice President-Neil Shaver (1981-2007) Current- Kevlaan Creditar
Type of Govt.- Democracy
Chief of Agriculture- Will C. Conrado
Chief of Communications- Rudy K. Georgettio
Chief of Culture- Ryan S. Turtell
Chief of Education-Jamie A. Flores
Chief of Environment- David E. Payne
Chief of Finance- Josh W. McEntell
Chief of Health- Luke B. Jameson
Chief of Foreign Relations/Affairs- Eric R. Yurko
Chief of Science- Dylan T. Hertel
Chief of Sports- Jack L. Matusiak
Chief of Tourism- Aaron O. Brunota
Society
Ethnicities- Xavioran, (adj.)
Religion- Christian (87%), Jewish (10.2%), Muslim (2.7%), Tribal (0.1%)
Economy- excellent
Provinces- Here is a list of the 15 provinces and their capitals
WEST (new plot on map)
Avalonia-Avalon Beach
Nova Italia-Nicolo
Rialto-Rialto City
Dallasrad-Dallas
Rubiblu-Gemstone City
Athena-Acropolis
EAST
Syphenia-D'Angelo City
Nintendolia-Wii City
Beermont-Beeriton
Itale-Mount Itale
Lakeshore-Lake Ayroyo City
Xavopolis-Xavopolis
Rivero-Fortua Rivairo
Malaytza-New Malaysia
BostonItalza Island-New Italy
Deep South-Georgeville
Geography and Climate
Highest Point- Mt. Random, 11,323 ft.
Lowest Point- Kevlinda Canyon, -6,880 ft
Longest River- Marmara River, 2,550 miles
Largest Lake- Lake Italia, 20000 sq. miles
Deepest Lake- Lake Yaokilo, -493 feet
Longest Mountian Range- Blandees Moutain Range, 2,033 miles
Largest Desert- Zoolblee Desert, 2,000 sq. miles
Average Summer Temp.- 92 F
Average Spring Temp.- 83 F
Average Fall Temp.-76 F
Average Winter Temp.- 69 F
Hotest on Record- 120 F, July 11, 2007, at Allama, Nintendolia
Coldest on Record- -5 F, January 6, 2000, Mt. Itale
Coldest at Sea Level- 22 F, January 7, 2000, Kenton Rock, Mt. Itale Province
The Skydiving Penguins has 4 main seasons. Winter is warm and wet. The highest average amount of rain occurs in December. Spring is hot and dry. The least average amount of rain occurs in May. Summer is hot, humid, and stormy. Thunderstorms and tornadoes usually occur in the summer. Fall is warm and stormy.
Disasters
- Nationwide Flash Flood/Flood, May 20-June 11, 2006.
18 straight days of rain, 13 days of flooding nationwide. More than 1,500 towns and cities were affected. Heathrow, Marcus Hook, Andren, Dresto-Fenton City, Swada, Grillos, Modifey were hit hardest.
History
Many years ago, in 1233 A.D, the Penguii people were the conquers of this land. The Penguii were great scientists, builders, artists, and above all, warriors. The Penguii army was the largest and most powerful in the area, defeating their enemies without having to draw a single sword. How do they do this, you might ask. Well, no one knows how they did it. Their biggest city, Punguiitopoii, later known as Penguintopolis, was a thriving metropolis. The army's large headquarters was along the outskirts of the city. That was the Penguii's first mistake. Then, they decided to have no sercurity system not only in the HQ, but in the city, too. A couple of days later, on June 12, 1489, Anti Beer Lords from Beeriton Province, invaded the city and the fort.
This mass invasion/kidnapping/killing was called the Hollocouste. This was the earliest demonstration of a holocaust in recorded history. Over 3,000,000 Penguii were captured, and 1,000,000 were killed, including all of the army. Liam Elias, the army leader, was captured and held for ransom of 5,000,000 Y$ (10,000,000 US $)
The developing government had no choice but to give the Anti Beer Lords the money. Now, the entire country was in ruins, physically and financially. The poor government had used up all of the leftover money for the ransom. Now, the survivors were under control of the Anti Beer Lords. For over 400 years, the country was under a dictator, Sir Midel Fastro. The citizens, or as Fastro referred to them as little toys, worked 14 hours of hard labor each day with a slice of bread at noon. This was the daily life of the people.
Meanwhile, in the underground city of Underground Commons, a group of rebels watched via satellite (yes, they had satellites) the terror the citizens were being put through. The Anti Beer Lords hadn't found the underground city. The Rebel Army of 9,000 was planning their ambush on the Anti Beer Lords. On April 30, 1902, the rebels emerged from the city and attacked the Anti Beer Lords.
(the rebels are taking over the Red House, the main Anti Beer Lord HQ, in a coup d'etat)
The Lords were unprepared, and so was Midel Fastro. The Rebel Army Leader, Joey Parsons, entered the dictator's office and tied him to the chair. Now, the Rebels did exactly what the Beer Lords did to their leader, held him for ransom. Parsons told the Anti Beer Lords to surrender or Fastro croaks. They decided to attack instead of give in, and with a single bullet, Fastro was wiped off the map. The Beer Lords were so enraged, they took their anger out on the crowd of people standing behind them. But, the citizens were armed and dangerous...with tomatoes. Every one knows that the Anti Beer Lords are extremely allergic to them! And that was the fall of the Anti Beer Lords.
So, after many years of rebuilding, the now Republic of the Skydiving Penguins is a happy country with their greatest and youngest president yet, 23 year old Chris Colacito.
Military
Skydiving Penguins Armed Forces
Army
1,700,000 total men
700,000 active
1,000,000 reserve
Weapons for the Army
- 45 X4 Nuclear Bombs
- 800 Full-Force Supersonic Missiles
- 1,000 Lighting Assault Vehicles
- 200 Z90 AirZooka Blasters
(all weapons are tested, but never used unless in a war.)
this is a Penguinese troop, showing off a Z90 Airzooka Blaster
Air Force
Fighters- 2,000
Planes- 1,000
Helicopters- 1,000
Best Plane- Xtreem17 Stealth Bomber
the Xtreem17 Stealth Bomber is capable of flying at speeds up to Mach 14. There are 110 of these.