Post by Kritschboilek on Mar 3, 2006 7:03:19 GMT -5
The High Illuminated Republic of Kritschboilek
Conventional Long Name:
English: The Very High And Eternally Illuminated High-Republic of the Divine People of Kritschboilek
Flemish: De Zeer Hoge En Eeuwig Verlichte Hoge Republiek van het Goddelijke Volk van Kritschboilek
Kentares: Den Zery Hai E Ewich Erlichtete Hai-Respubliga des Divinieës Folkes de Kritschboilek
Short name: Kritschboilek
Local name: Krits'
Etymology: Kritschboilek comes most probably from the psychological testwords 'Cratchac & Loomalah' - this can be derived from the very oldest name of Krtischboilek: Cratschboolah. see lower In the Kentares language it means as much as 'Sharp & Smooth', as often Kritschboilekeans are described.
Official language(s): Dutch [A1-language], English [A1-language], Flemish [A2-language], Kentares [B-language]
Other language(s): Yrryilian, Arqvillyian, Tiberxam, ...
Capital Area: The Very High Urbanised & Populated Urban Region of the Capital City of Refesten [Municipality Refesten holds the Administration & Cabinet, municipality of Lersze holds the Parliaement]
Currency: Kritschboilekjeskiiuwa
National animal: Kritschboilekoala
Motto: "Our people are like our flag: they cannot be displayed."
National Anthem: Das Wohltemperiertes Clavier - 2. Praeluede [J.S. Bach], Something Anonym (Used by the 'Higher Enlightening Minority Community of the Tiberxam-speaking Folks')
Government
His Excellency Very High Eternally Illuminated President: Lord Deatzo Seol
Very High Illuminated Minister of the Government: Lord Govaerts
Very High Illuminated State Secretary of Affairs: retraited
Government: Confederated Proportional Parliaementary Consitutional Hereditary Praesedental with Substately Regions
Society
Ethnicities: Western Europeans, Kentares, Tiberian
Religions: Feriist, Sollist, Atheist
Economy: Very weak
Other: Very peaceful poor but happy society - remarkable for their long extensive prefixes (e.g. 'The Very High ...')
Geography and Climate
Highest point: Plateau of Kajer, 514m
Lowest point: Lake of Hertelk, -15m
Avg. summer temperature: 25o
Avg. winter tempurature: -9o
Climate: Moderate, but with much rain
History
It is unknown what the name of "Kritschboilek" comes from, many think it is just written blind down on a computer keyboard due to failing inspiration, others think it has a more deeper unknown psychological meaning. (One of the theories tells it is derived from 'Cratchak & Loomalah', two famous mind-deceiting words.)
At the very beginning, the name was still just "The Jingoistic States of Kritschboilek", which later evolved in "The Holy republic", "The Illuminated Republic", "The High Illuminated Republic", "The Very Hihg Illuminated republic", and finally "The Very High Illuminated Republic of The People of Kritschboilek". It was also settled in The North Pacific, but exactly the same day, even a few minutes after the very founding (22 july 2005), a mail was received from Ness Snorlaxia, and Kritschboilek joined Hyrule, were it still lives, in the middle west, right above Ness Snorlaxia and the National Reservate.
Another thing we do know, is who founded Kritschboilek: His Excellency Very High Illuminated President Lord Deatzo Seol, who is still head of goverment.