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Post by Dark Archon on Mar 14, 2007 21:32:21 GMT -5
TEN THOUGHTS TO PONDER Number 10 Life is sexually transmitted. Number 9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you don't see him pawing you, make him a sandwich. Number 7 Give a person a fish and you feed him for a day ; teach a person to use the Internet and he won't bother you for weeks. Number 6 Some people are like a Slinky.....not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs. Number 5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. Number 4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. Number 3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents? Number 2 In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and People take Prozac to make it normal. AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT TO PONDER IN 2007: We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America, but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and Terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration. Here's another bonus thought..... Consider what Willie Nelson said regarding being caught recently with a bag of Marijuana: "It's a good thing I had a bag of Marijuana instead of a bag of spinach. I'd be dead by now."
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Post by Jerry Christ on Mar 14, 2007 23:46:51 GMT -5
Hmmm...
*ponders*
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Post by Kritschboilek on Mar 15, 2007 10:33:33 GMT -5
*ponders too* *gives beer to JC and protoa*
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Post by Dark Archon on Mar 15, 2007 13:34:24 GMT -5
*drinks beer* *ponders* *holds head*hurts... *downs shot of vodka* *ponders.... * *passes out*
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Post by Sir Metz a.k.a. "Metzy" on Mar 15, 2007 15:05:02 GMT -5
*is in such a deep thought, he doesn't notice Protoa on the floor*
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Post by Dark Archon on Mar 15, 2007 16:29:34 GMT -5
*burps...looks around in drunken stupor, then passes out again*
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Post by Jerry Christ on Mar 15, 2007 19:12:29 GMT -5
*ponders other great thoughts*
If you put a roast in the roaster, what do you put in the toaster?
Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
When an S and an I and an O and a U and an X on the end spell SIOUX , And an E and a Y and an E spell EYE , what is a speller to do? When an S and an I and a G and an H and an ED on the end spell SIGHED , There is nothing for a speller to do but commit SIOUXEYESIGHED .
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Post by Dark Archon on Mar 15, 2007 20:17:10 GMT -5
*ponders on jerry christ's post* hmm....veddy interesting
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Post by Kritschboilek on Mar 16, 2007 8:50:18 GMT -5
*ponders on 'veddy interesting*
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Post by Dark Archon on Mar 16, 2007 19:08:01 GMT -5
*ponders on the pondering of ponderers and then ponders some more
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Post by Jerry Christ on Mar 16, 2007 20:14:42 GMT -5
*ponders pondering without a closing asterisk*
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Post by Kritschboilek on Mar 17, 2007 15:58:12 GMT -5
Hey! Look! A pond!
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Post by Dark Archon on Mar 17, 2007 16:02:51 GMT -5
*ponders why he forgot to have a closing asterisk*
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Post by Jerry Christ on Mar 17, 2007 23:20:18 GMT -5
*ponders what it would be like to also forget a closing asterisk
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Post by newsckar on Mar 18, 2007 19:32:42 GMT -5
*ponders until head explodes*... *ten minutes later puts head together and repeats the cycle again*
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