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Post by Gnidrah on Apr 29, 2006 19:12:14 GMT -5
NO! >_<
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Post by eternalmoonchild on Apr 29, 2006 19:15:55 GMT -5
*kisses Gnid's feet and greatfully takes her drink to watch Flamaca have a pouting session for not getting what he wanted and realizes how nice Gnid is to the ladies.* "Thank you Gnid, this is the best strawberry chocolate milk I have ever tasted."
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Post by Gnidrah on Apr 29, 2006 19:58:02 GMT -5
You're welcome, EMC! Anytime [for as long as they continued to sell strawberry milk and chocolate milk].
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Post by maskedplague on Apr 29, 2006 20:12:38 GMT -5
"I'm..." Coughs blood... "okay. I have survived..." Shoves in some organs... "worse than this before."
*Starts scrawling on ground the following:
My last will and testament:
I, Masked Plague being of sound mind and body Sound Bodywriting this in my own blood as I lie here in a pool of it do hereby declare the following.
To my dear friend Random Man goes my stash of beer and the maps to all the beer stashes I have hidden around Hyrule, including the lost city of beer; El Corona.
To the lovely Wonderbread Woman, who always made me wear clean underwear of which I could desperately use a pair now, I leave all my remaining underwear and leadership of Team [Insert Name Here].
To Krits, I leave this small plain black box with one large red button that says "Do Not Push"
To Mitts, I leave the nude photos I have collected of everyone on this forum.
To Ness, I leave my collection of Abba posters, MP3s, Original Costumes and some chewed gum I once saw one of them spit out and immeadilitly collected.
To Gnid, I leave this small pillow with the words: "To Gnid, I leave you this." on it.
To EMC, I leave the small amount of money I have in my costume (23 $100 Bills, 100 $20 Bills and a penny).
To Flam- I leave the answer to Life, the Universe and Everything. (42).
To Regal- I leave this Krits slaying bullet.
And to Harm- I leave the punchline to that last joke.
I... *cough*... loved you all.
Well, except for...
*dies*
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Post by maskedplague on Apr 29, 2006 20:17:59 GMT -5
*A small monkey in an expensive italian suit walks up and examines writing.*
*Kicks corpse*
Yep, he's dead.
*Hands everyone what they were left in the will, but only gives EMC a penny*
The rest is to cover lawyer fees.
*Has body dragged away*
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Post by eternalmoonchild on Apr 29, 2006 20:26:32 GMT -5
*watches as body is dragged away and cries but then shrugs it off and continues to sip on strawberry chocolate milk..gives Gnid the penny for being so nice*
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Post by Nisomia on Apr 30, 2006 0:14:46 GMT -5
*demands the question of Life, The Universe, and Everything*
*A sheet of paper suddenly appears, with the words "start guessing" written on it*
*starts guessing*
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Post by mittsville on Apr 30, 2006 5:50:40 GMT -5
*recieves naked pictures*
oh no! MP without the costume :mellow: :hide:
anyone want them? :blush:
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Post by Jerry Christ on Apr 30, 2006 12:29:55 GMT -5
*begins collecting (and consuming) all of Masked Plague's beer stashes around Hyrule*
*gives drunken speech to commemorate the loss of MP*
"I would jusht like to.... *hic*.... to.... *hic*..... to say, MP was a grand ol' chap who had a... *hic*..... really really shocking alter-ego.... BUT I DIGRESS.... *hic*
"And now, I would... *hic*.... I would.... *hic*.... ok now i'm going to make a very important toast..... *hic*.....so listen up..... ok here 'goes:
*passes out*
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Post by Neo-Patriot Nation on Apr 30, 2006 13:01:53 GMT -5
Interesting, JC passed out before he could finish all the beer.
Well, no sense letting it go to waste :beer:
*starts drinking beer*
*passes out*
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Post by Nisomia on May 1, 2006 0:23:08 GMT -5
Am I the only sober man here!?
*sees drunken masked plague*
*is tackled*
*runs into glorious sunsewt, finds secret beer stash, and gets drunk*
*runs back with just enough consciousness that everyone can see the next thing*
*passes out*
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Post by newharmoneia on May 1, 2006 9:10:13 GMT -5
the punchline to the last joke? right...  |
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Post by eternalmoonchild on May 1, 2006 11:56:50 GMT -5
*waves to Flamaca* I'm quite sober, unless Gnid put something in my drinks but I do not feel drunk.
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Post by The Empire of Arcaia on May 1, 2006 12:05:19 GMT -5
*looks confused*
*walks away*
*runs back and kicks the drunken Flamaca before running off laughing evily*
*muhahaha*
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Post by maskedplague on May 1, 2006 13:02:05 GMT -5
*Wanders up, eating beer cookies.*
Sees writing on ground*
*Reads writing on ground*
I'm... dead?
*Faints*
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