Karoake Room

[yesmusic]

Steely Dan - Deacon Blues

This is the day
Of the expanding man
That shape is my shade
There where I used to stand
It seems like only yesterday
I gazed through the glass
At ramblers
Wild gamblers
That's all in the past

You call me a fool
You say it's a crazy scheme
This one's for real
I already bought the dream
So useless to ask me why
Throw a kiss and say goodbye
I'll make it this time
I'm ready to cross that fine line

I'll learn to work the saxophone
I'll play just what I feel
Drink Scotch whisky all night long
And die behind the wheel
They got a name for the winners in the world
I want a name when I lose
They call Alabama the Crimson Tide
Call me Deacon Blues

My back to the wall
A victim of laughing chance
This is for me
The essence of true romance
Sharing the things we know and love
With those of my kind
Libations
Sensations
That stagger the mind

I crawl like a viper
Through these suburban streets
Make love to these women
Languid and bittersweet
I'll rise when the sun goes down
Cover every game in town
A world of my own
I'll make it my home sweet home

I'll learn to work the saxophone
I'll play just what I feel
Drink Scotch whisky all night long
And die behind the wheel
They got a name for the winners in the world
I want a name when I lose
They call Alabama the Crimson Tide
Call me Deacon Blues

This is the night
Of the expanding the man
I take one last drag
As I approach the stand
I cried when I wrote this song
Sue me if I play too long
This brother is free
I'll be what I want to be

I'll learn to work the saxophone
I'll play just what I feel
Drink Scotch whisky all night long
And die behind the wheel
They got a name for the winners in the world
I want a name when I lose
They call Alabama the Crimson Tide
Call me Deacon Blues

[Springfield and Zara]

*gets on the stage*
*grabs the mic*

Dima Bilan - Never Let You Go

Heavy clouds, no rain
And every move causes pain
Ready kiss, but no love
I feel I’m torn in half
Ardent look, but no heat
It’s not you really need
Baby, now it has happened with us
We are dancing on broken glass
Can’t stand no more -

Never, never let you go
You are the one I’m searching for
Flesh of my flesh, bone of my bone
Love’s carving it in the stone
Never, never let you go
Return the days we had before
Soul of my soul, blood of my blood
Love’s carving it in my heart

Gentle words, no aim
It seems we’re playing a game
Easy smile, but no fun
Sweet music for no one
Close embrace, but no more
Cold Champagne we forgot to pour
Baby now it has happened with us
We are dancing on broken glass
Can’t stand no more -

[yesmusic]

drunkenly mounting the stage and singing -

"Killer" by Van der Graaf Generator

So you live in the bottom of the sea,
and you kill all that come near you
but you are very lonely, because all the other fish
fear you
And you crave companionship and someone to call your own
because for the whole of your life you've been living alone

On a black day in black month
at the black bottom of the sea
Your mother gave birth to you and died
immediately
'Cos you can't have two killers living in the same pad
and when your mother knew that her time had come
she was really rather glad

Death in the sea, death in the sea,
somebody please come and help me, come and help me
Fishes can't fly, fishes can't fly,
Fishes can't and neither can I, neither can I

Now I'm really rather like you
for I've killed all the love I ever had
by not doing all I ought to and by leaving my mind coming
bad
And I too am a killer, for emotion runs as deep as flesh
and I too am so lonely, and I wish that I could forget
We need love,
We need love,
We need love

----
don't you feel sad for sharks now

[Ness Snorlaxia]

Those poor sharks.

[Neo-Patriot Nation]

*takes the stage and grabs the mic*

Oh Sherrie by Steve Perry

You should've been gone
Knowing how I made you feel
And I should've been gone
After all your words of steel
Oh I must've been a dreamer
And I must've been someone else
And we should've been over


Oh Sherrie, our love
Holds on, holds on
Oh Sherrie, our love
Holds on, holds on


But I want to let go
You'll go on hurtin' me
You'd be better off alone
If I'm not who you thought I'd be


But you know that there's a fever
Oh that you'll never find nowhere else
Can't you feel it burnin' on and on


(chorus)


But I should've been gone
Long ago, far away
And you should've been gone
Now I know just why you stay


(chorus)


Oh Sherrie, our love
Holds on, holds on

[yesmusic]

Pink Floyd - Lucifer Sam

Lucifer Sam, siam cat.
Always sitting by your side
Always by your side.
That cat's something I can't explain.
Ginger, ginger, Jennifer Gentle you're a witch.
You're the left side
He's the right side.
Oh, no!
That cat's something I can't explain.
Lucifer go to sea.
Be a hip cat, be a ship's cat.
Somewhere, anywhere.
That cat's something I can't explain.
At night prowling sifting sand.
Hiding around on the ground.
He'll be found when you're around.
That cat's something I can't explain.

----
Rest in peace, Syd.

[Nisomia]

Uh, I'd like to dedicate this song to the environment and stuff... Thank you.

Don't Ask Me - Public Image Limited

Watcha gonna do when the river runs dry?
Put your drill in the mud
Death up in the sky
Should have saved those bottles, should've saved those cans!
Shouldn't oughta listen to that plastic man!

No more toilet paper, it's gone just like the trees!
Do you like the taste of honey, isn't it best without the bees?
Be careful what you're doing, you're messing up my life
And if all this was a cake then you took too big a slice.

What's it all about, they scream and then they shout.
Don't ask me, coz I don't know
What's it all about, they scream and then they shout
Don't blame me, I told you so.

Read it in the paper if you hear it in the news
Very few listen, they spew without a view!
And is it really worth it, you're choking on remote?
We can see the red tide coming, but we don't even vote!

Infection in the greenhouse, dizzy in the clouds.
Oily as an ocean!
Heaven disembowled.
Still planning on the future, lucky for some
Developing your body, but your mind is still a slum!


What's it all about, they scream and then they shout.
Don't ask me, coz I don't know
What's it all about, they scream and then they shout
Don't blame me, I told you so

Product wrapped in this packaging, a multi-layered glam
150 layers of materials, to cover up a sham
Protecting my planet, wrap it in plastic
This package is product, perfected eternal
A crap in a cling wrap
I never met yet a prime minister or president who told the truth yet!

Swimming in the slurry, murder in the heat!
Wind blown is this weather, I eat what you secrete!
Climb the highest derrick, the circus has no prayer
No UFO to save us, but do we even care?


What's it all about, they scream and then they shout.
Don't ask me, coz I don't know
What's it all about, they scream and then they shout
Don't blame me, I told you so X4.

Climb the highest derrick, Kiss goodbye to the earth, the sun, the moon!

[hotchilly]

*steals Mic off flamaca*

Holy Grail - Hunters and collectors

Woke up this morning from the strangest dream
I was in the biggest army the world has ever seen
We were marching as one
On the road to the holy grail

Started out seeking fortune and glory
Its a short song but a hell of a story
When you spend lifetime trying to get your hands
On the holy grail

Well have you heard about the great crusade
We ran into millions, but nobody got paid
Yeah we raised four corners of the globe
For the holy grail

All the locals scattered, they were hiding in the snow
We were so far home, so how were we to know
There be nothing left to plunder
When we stumble on the holy grail

We were full of beans
But we were dying like flies
And those big black birds, they were circling in the sky
And you know what they say, yeah, nobody deserves to die

You know I, I've been searching for an easy way
To escape the cold light of day
I been high and I been low
But I nowhere else to go

Theres nowhere else to go

And i followed orders
God knows where i been
But i woke up alone
All my wounds were clean
I'm still here
I'm still a fool for the holy grail

oh yeah im a fool for the holy grail

[Nisomia]

WOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

*sniff* That was beautiful....

[Atlantico Norte]

Ok... here is something new...

The video and the lyrics...

One of my favourite crazy songs... "Waka Laka" form the DDR


The vid is here

And the lyrics are:

Lyrics:
Waka Laka's a thing to play forever
Just to be together (Just to be together)
Waka Laka's a place to be forever
Waka Laka love and fantasy

(Waka Laka, Waka Laka... etc.)

See Waka Laka when you need a flight of fantasy (Fantasy)
Ecstasy (Ecstasy)
Rhapsody (Rhapsody)
See Waka Laka when you want a love so tenderness (Tenderness)
Waka Laka make you fly

See Waka Laka when you're going to feel so sad and blue (eh?)
Just for you (oh yeah!)
Never blue
See Waka Laka and a funny bunny'll free your life
Now it's Waka Laka time

I wanna live (I wanna live)
A bright new day (A bright new day)
Go far away (Go far away)
To Waka Laka place
A Waka time (A Waka time)
To feel so fine (To feel so fine)
A Waka Laka flight

Waka Laka's a thing to play forever
Just to be together (Just to be together)
Waka Laka's so magical and tender
Musical and wonder fantasy

Waka Laka's a never ending story
Glory, glory, glory (Glory, glory, glory)
Waka Laka's a place to be forever
Waka Laka love and,
Waka Laka love and,
Waka Laka love and fantasy

[newsckar]

i dont know if JC's posted this yet but by weird al, done by sckar, friends comrades and other people i give you THE BEER SONG


Oh... what is the malt and liquor?
What gets you drunken quicker?
What comes in bottles or in cans? (Beer)
Can't get enough of it (Beer)
How we really love it (Beer)
Makes me think I'm a man (Beer)
I could kiss and hug it (Beer)
But I'd rather chug it (Beer)
Got my belly up to here (Beer)
I could not refuse a (Beer)
I could really use a beer, beer, beer

Beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer

I can't remember how much I have had
I drank a twelve-pack with my dad (BURP!)
That's my son the drunken manly stud
I'm proud to be his bud
Here have some pretzels
No, I'll call it quits
Those things give me the shlits (ha ha ha)

Drink with your family
Drink it with your friends
Drink till you're fat, stomach distends
Beer is liquid bread, it's good for you
We like to drink till we spew! Ew!
Who cares if we get fat?
I'll drink to that

As we sing once more...

What is the malt and liquor?
What gets you drunken quicker?
What comes in bottles or in cans? (Beer)
Can't get enough of it (Beer)
How we really love it (Beer)
Makes me think I'm a man (Beer)
I could kiss and hug it (Beer)
But I'd rather chug it (Beer)
Got my belly up to here (Beer)
Golly, I adore it! (Beer)
Come on dammit, pour it!
Do it for me, brew it for me
Feed it to me, speed it to me (Beer)
The most wonderful drink in the world
HOORAY!!! (BURP!)

[Dark Archon]

*takes mic*

"So"

Static X

So I've betrayed self
So I've betrayed you
So what now?
So what do we do?

Pushing you away
Away from me

So I'm, I'm confused
So you're not amused
So I'm feeling used
So what do we do?

Pushing you away
Away from me

Empty inside
I'm dying, I'm crying
She makes me bad
Betrays my head
Empty inside
I'm dying, I'm crying
She makes me bad