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Post by Porcu on Jun 13, 2007 17:31:44 GMT -5
One of Professor Pink's students: "Professor, I'd much rather learn about the Hyrulean Champions League more than grammar!"
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Post by Skydiving Penguin on Jun 13, 2007 17:56:01 GMT -5
Prefessor Pink: Well, Billy, I don't know ANYTHING about this Hyrulean Champions League! Now, let's begin our class. One...
Professor Wink: Professor Pink, what is the square root of 737.36272291871918923836446?
Professor Pink: What the hell is your problem, Jeremy Wink? I am a (bleepin) Grammar teacher! You are such a (bleepin bleeper)! Get out you (bleep)!
His students gasp in horror!
Melinda Pink storms into the room
Melinda: WTFUB! OMGOMGOMGOGMOGMOMG! FU!
Professor Pink: Honey! I'm so sorry!
Melinda: We are through, (BLEEP)!!!!
Professor Pink: OKAY! Now I have more time to play DDR and Tetris!
Melinda: AAAAAAAH! *stabs Professor Pink with a butter knife*
Professor Pink: Ow! You cut my shoulder!
Melinda: Who's next!
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Post by Luningning on Jun 14, 2007 1:14:19 GMT -5
BOOOO!
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Post by nakarak on Jun 14, 2007 11:06:52 GMT -5
And now for a word from our sponsors! *cuts to commercial*
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Post by starman deluxe on Jun 16, 2007 13:21:46 GMT -5
*ahem* announcer dude:this commercial is about beer and its positive effects
background gay: hey wait, we are talking about the negative effects!
announcer dude: but there are no negative effects!
*chugs down bottles of beer*
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Post by Skydiving Penguin on Jun 16, 2007 13:55:48 GMT -5
director: CUT!
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Post by starman deluxe on Jun 16, 2007 15:15:33 GMT -5
announcer dude: aww man what did i do wrong this time?
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Post by Porcu on Jun 16, 2007 17:43:03 GMT -5
Guy with the sweet voice that does the movie trailers: "In a world were nothing is what it seems..."
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Post by Kritschboilek on Jun 16, 2007 19:54:43 GMT -5
*comes in clearly decided to win this game* Find the beer: Vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka no man this ain't no beer vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka
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Post by Dark Archon on Jun 17, 2007 16:10:21 GMT -5
*chugs all the vodka* Man i didn't find it.....*drunken stupor* Hey Melinda... how's it going - Professor Pots
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Post by Porcu on Jun 17, 2007 16:32:05 GMT -5
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Post by Dark Archon on Jun 17, 2007 18:11:33 GMT -5
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Post by Skydiving Penguin on Jun 17, 2007 18:23:06 GMT -5
Weird lady on an answering machine: Dark Archon, Melinda is in rehab for stabbing 28,339 people with bendie straws. Please leave a message after the self-destruction. 5...4...3...2...1... BOOM!!! *blows up everything within a 6,000,000,000,000 mile radius.* ...thank you.
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Post by Mr. Durandal on Jun 17, 2007 18:26:43 GMT -5
YOU MANIACS!!!! YOU KILLED EVERYONE!!!!!!
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Post by Dark Archon on Jun 17, 2007 20:06:45 GMT -5
*exploded-goes to hell*uh.... what's this place..... hmm.....i ve been here before..... oh wait.....silly me im from here! lol
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