Post by Ness Snorlaxia on Mar 20, 2006 15:45:47 GMT -5
Okay, updates! Let's try and get this out by 25 March!
[b]Hyrule News(insert unit of time here)
20 March, 2006
[url=manetheran.proboards30.com]Forum[/url]|[url=http://ns.goobergunch.net/wiki/index.php/Hyrule]NSWiki[/url]
Nations: 362
Delegate (endos): Ness Snorlaxia (109)
Prepared by Ness, Porcu, Greater Mactopia, Tasmanyaya
The Region![/b]
-Regional population contiunes to increase, the region currently at 359 nations. Before this, the region managed to stay around 345-350 nations for the last three weeks.
-As it has been since late January, the forum has been very active, and the total posts made in a day has been around 200 for the past week. Many people are glad that the Hyrule forums are now very active. (And, although it passed by without people noticing, the forums turned one year old on March 15th.)
[b]Forums[/b]
-New topics of the week in the Chatterbox are "A question for this fine St. Patrick's Day" by Neo-Patriot Nation (about what people's favourite beers are), and "Who is the best guitarist in the world?" by Flamaca. Other topics that are much older, such as "Opinions on Crazyness" and "Favorite Games (besides Zelda)" continue to be popular.
-New games in the Interactive Fun Dodecahedron are "The Nation Fact Game" by Izia (where people post humourous or interesting facts about nations), and "Alphabet speak" by Novakron (in which people create dialog for the characters, with each progressive post beginning with the next letter of the alphabet).
-Kumma and EM have created new banners for the banner rotation, you can view them [url=http://manetheran.proboards30.com/index.cgi?board=arts&action=display&thread=1136433827&page=5]here[/url]. (Or, just refresh the page a lot and see if they come up :P)
[b]Government[/b]
-Because Tasmanyaya is going to be away from 24 March to 2 April, she has appointed [b]Dundee West[/b] to be the acting Minister of Recruitment for that time. She also wants other nations, that aren't named Ness Snorlaxia, to help with the recruiting while she's away.
-We have opened an embassy with ACCEL; the vote was 5 for, 4 against, and 1 abstain.
-There have been [url=http://manetheran.proboards30.com/index.cgi?board=memberhouse&action=display&thread=1142556719&page=1]discussions regarding the creation of a new ministry[/url], tentatively titled the [b]Ministry of Civilisation[/b].
[b]Roleplaying[/b]
[url=http://manetheran.proboards30.com/index.cgi?board=rping]The RP Forum[/url]
-Many new things have been going on within the Hyrule Treaty Organization (HTO) in the past week. For one, the HTO is reforming and there will be new elections held to determine posistions within the organization.
-The HTO has also created a "Space Army" to fight space invaders ([url=http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/37935000/jpg/_37935166_violentgame4.jpg]no, not THOSE space invaders :P[/url]) that have been invading Hyrule. These invaders have been defeated.
-Princess Lunai of Eternal Moon Child has been kidnapped, and Chancellor Vain has been un-cooperative in the situation. Pope Alexander I, former ruler of Porcu,was one of the leading figures in trying to save the Princess, and the new HTO army was a-ways behind. She has since been rescued and is recovering, but the puzzle is not yet complete.
-The Hyrulian Point-ed Stick Tournament(HPST) has started again with the honorable Gen. Decius Maxentius of Porcu refereeing the event.
-Greater Mactopian S.T.A.R.S. Special Forces have landed on slot 95 and are establishing a beachead.
-Atlantico Norte is expanding their television broadcasting system and are looking for other nations to broadcast in
[b]"The quotes are coming! The quotes are coming!" said Paul Revere, excluding the Raiders.[/b]
(Kritschboilek)
[quote]i don't like being a judge :O
i like being THE GRAND JUDGE :P[/quote]
(Masked Plague)
[quote]Yummmm, Saporo.
My favorite drink is vodka. Though I will do shots of anything as long as I'm being challenged.
"You want some tequila?"
"Is THAT a challenge? Hand that bottle over!"[/quote]
(Jerry Christ)
[quote]*the cliff rejects the tea cup because tea is for sissy-folks*
*the cliff continues to patiently wait for a big manly beer mug*[/quote]
(Elbaran)
[quote]*Flies overhead in his rocket-powered sleigh*
Elbaran... person... guy: Ho ho ho! Merry Birthday, cliff!
*The Elbaran... person... guy aims carefully and drops a present onto the cliff.*
Cliff: X_x Arrrgh! I've been bombed!
Random military guy with an anti-air missile: Oh snap son! Enemy bomber!
*Fires missile at the sleigh.*
Sleigh: Incoming enemy missile!
Elbaran guy: Crud. I'll have to take evasive action.
*The Elbaran guy whips out a Dance Dance Revolution pad and steps on the right arrow, making the sleigh dodge the missile just in time.*
Elbaran guy: Ha ha! I win!
*But then, a cow falls from the sky and crushes the sleigh.*
Elbaran guy: Ow...[/quote]
(Greater Mactopia)
[quote]OOC: Godmoding 4tl.
N00bish elbaran! *Pirates attack Anti-Commie army while playing music from teh pirates of de caribbbean! :o*
Pirates: YARR! WE ARE PIRATES!
Anti-Commies: Yikes like OMG WTF!?!? RETREAT!?!?!1 AHHH!?!?!11
Pirates: AYE! TO VICTORY!
Anti-Commies: Like omg wtf retreat!?!?!
PIRATES: YARR YE SCALLYWAGS!
AntiCommies: OMG RUN FOR YER LIVES!
Pirates: *storm defences and kil anti-commies!*
Communist Army has arrived with Reinforcements from Soviet Russia and the Sattelite States:
1337 Million Soldiers have been conscripted and armed with t3h 1337 weapons and T-1337 Main battle tanks. PH33R TEH S0V137S![/quote]
(Jerry Christ)
[quote]No Ness, Formidiot is a person. I believe he is the President of Bearded seals. He's also the captain of the SS Formdumb, a highly classified submarine built of wax paper and silly putty.[/quote]
(Ness Snorlaxia
[quote]"The quotes are coming! The quotes are coming!" said Paul Revere, excluding the Raiders.[/quote]
