Post by South Malaysia on Mar 28, 2007 21:39:14 GMT -5
Okay guys/gals we have until Sunday to come up with a April Fools Special Update. Sunday it will be posted. Basically, submit evil things based around the over throw of the current government, that is replaced with: Het Kwaadwillige Britse Imperium van Hyrule (The Malevolent British Empire of Hyrule). Make up some stuffs that would be good! Make it realish...so we can fool them ALL (gotta catch 'em all!)
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1 april, 1776 (April 1st, 1776)
Naties: 1.111 (Nations: 1,111)
Afgevaardigde (Delegate) (endos): Kritschboilek (222)
Regionale Macht: Disco-dansende Overheersing (Regional Power: Disco-Dancing Domination)
Regionaal Probleem: Schizofrenie (Regional Problem: Schizophrenia)
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Medewerkers (Contributors): Kritschboilek, Stargate-SG1, South Malaysia, Ness Snorlaxia, Atlantico Norte
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Gebied (Region):
-Regional elections have been banned from existance because of the lack of Advil and wodka
-The House of Members building was set on fire overnight since the democratic processes where no loner needed, but rumor is that it was great to cook with; furthermore Mark Twain showed up and partied until dawn...he was trashed.
One of the many victims in the House of Members fire of 1776.
-A Finn named Huckleberry told Mark Twain, while he was trashed, that he was not a Finn and should be renamed appropriately.
- Due to the region changing to Het Kwaadwillige Britse Imperium van Hyrule, the regional Flag have been changed.
- The same happened to the Regional animal that is now the Beaver, to the regional Drink that is now Earl Grey Tea and to the regional snack that is now Scones with Blueberry Jam.
-The Regional Map has been changed and now the map is a 2000*1000 pixels rectangle divided in 100*100 slots and no one can claim more than one slot no matter how big his nation is. This new change was brought upon by the "Elimination of Oceans Act," where hoardes of tanks and other military-related vehicles went under the sea on a mission to destroy the ocean.
-New regional color is MulticoloredEMred
-Due to the region changing to Het Kwaadwillige Britse Imperium van Hyrule, almost everyone grew a handlebar mustache, mandatory tea time was implemented in all nations, and potato chips are now properly called "crisps." Oh, everyone speaks Dutch now, apparently.
-Everyone in the region likes the new changes! In fact, they're so happy about them, the deserts in everyone's nations terraformed themselves in pure happiness.
-The Newly Established Government decided to implement its first law: The Infinite Monkey Theorem: An infinite number of Hyrulean monkeys was sent to spam the forums with pointless messages, hoping that some day, the complete works of Shakespeare, William will be written. The estimated time of arrival is twenty millennia.
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Overheid (Government):
- Yesterday @ 00:00 some well-known Hyruleans showed their true nature of craziness - caused by drinking too much beer and eating cookays - by slowly using their mod-powers to edit, rename and delete some topics from the government boards in which they were depicted as shameless prohibiters of beer, creators of craziness, drinkers of beer, souls of randomness and gates of stars. Ness was powerless as she saw how her well-beloved board turned into the 'Kwaadwillig Brits Imperium'.
- ...
-All of the ministers were banished by the new established power. Now the forums respected posters are now all gone leaving Krits in charge of everything
-A new member of the Forum has now gained power in the new Government with the position of assistant to the Emperor who is currently Krits.
-Due to the change in Goverenment a civil war has broke out in the RP to see who would win, the old goverenment or the new one.
-The New Delegate is Krits, with 200 endorsements of love and happiness
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Spreek uit (Speak Out):
-Ness has decided to leave the region and it may soon fall into a chaos of paradoxes with a large tub of ice cream
-EM has gone wayward. His location is unknown, but is rumored to be 7/20 of everywhere, with SoBe and Cookays in hand. May be slightly mentally and emotionally off with the Rusty Spoon of Doom.
-Everyone else could not be contacted due to weird activities and sacrifices with Cow Tales.
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Forums:
- While doing a forum cleanup, our founder, Ness Snorlaxia, accidentally deleted 'The Regional Chatterbox', all two hundred topics full of craziness and beer stuff were lost. This caused several Hyruleans to go mad and spam the complete forum, creating such a mess Ness eventually proposed to totally, completely and utterly re-establish the forums.
- Nearly the same happened with the Government section, fortunately, due to a connection failure the operation failed, effectively creating room for something else:
-Oddly enough now the Regional Languages are the Dutch and the Portuguese... So now the RP'ing is restricted to this two languages.
-Napevno, daremno
Bula ya nadto chemna
Hey, shee kee dai, shee ree kee dam de
Shee ree kee dai, shee kee ree a dam da
Dlya tebe, dlya sebe
Zastelyu tsile nebo
Hey, dam dei
Shee ree kee dai, shee kee ree a dam da
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De Stemming van de V.N. (UN Voting):
-Oddly enough, no UN resolutions were voted at all. Whether this was caused by the recent developments or just a coincidence remains unclear.
-It has been decided that the UN will be outlawed in Hyrule due to the emotionally unstableness that is produced in Oil-for-Food program(s).
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Ambassades (Embassies):
-Due to unclear reasons, most embassies were kindly asked by the the MoFA, South Malaysia, to leave the region to prevent any problems should they occur after the installment of the British Hyrulean Imperium.
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Okay that is all i have for right now, so post crazy stuffs, and suggest a new topic and post what you would put in it and POST!!
~SM
(PS: Anything UNTRUE is WANTED && ACCEPTED =DDDD XD)
eDiT: Will make up evil Hyrule Commoner Banner, and etc.
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1 april, 1776 (April 1st, 1776)
Naties: 1.111 (Nations: 1,111)
Afgevaardigde (Delegate) (endos): Kritschboilek (222)
Regionale Macht: Disco-dansende Overheersing (Regional Power: Disco-Dancing Domination)
Regionaal Probleem: Schizofrenie (Regional Problem: Schizophrenia)
===
Medewerkers (Contributors): Kritschboilek, Stargate-SG1, South Malaysia, Ness Snorlaxia, Atlantico Norte
===
Gebied (Region):
-Regional elections have been banned from existance because of the lack of Advil and wodka
-The House of Members building was set on fire overnight since the democratic processes where no loner needed, but rumor is that it was great to cook with; furthermore Mark Twain showed up and partied until dawn...he was trashed.
One of the many victims in the House of Members fire of 1776.
-A Finn named Huckleberry told Mark Twain, while he was trashed, that he was not a Finn and should be renamed appropriately.
- Due to the region changing to Het Kwaadwillige Britse Imperium van Hyrule, the regional Flag have been changed.
- The same happened to the Regional animal that is now the Beaver, to the regional Drink that is now Earl Grey Tea and to the regional snack that is now Scones with Blueberry Jam.
-The Regional Map has been changed and now the map is a 2000*1000 pixels rectangle divided in 100*100 slots and no one can claim more than one slot no matter how big his nation is. This new change was brought upon by the "Elimination of Oceans Act," where hoardes of tanks and other military-related vehicles went under the sea on a mission to destroy the ocean.
-New regional color is MulticoloredEMred
-Due to the region changing to Het Kwaadwillige Britse Imperium van Hyrule, almost everyone grew a handlebar mustache, mandatory tea time was implemented in all nations, and potato chips are now properly called "crisps." Oh, everyone speaks Dutch now, apparently.
-Everyone in the region likes the new changes! In fact, they're so happy about them, the deserts in everyone's nations terraformed themselves in pure happiness.
-The Newly Established Government decided to implement its first law: The Infinite Monkey Theorem: An infinite number of Hyrulean monkeys was sent to spam the forums with pointless messages, hoping that some day, the complete works of Shakespeare, William will be written. The estimated time of arrival is twenty millennia.
===
Overheid (Government):
- Yesterday @ 00:00 some well-known Hyruleans showed their true nature of craziness - caused by drinking too much beer and eating cookays - by slowly using their mod-powers to edit, rename and delete some topics from the government boards in which they were depicted as shameless prohibiters of beer, creators of craziness, drinkers of beer, souls of randomness and gates of stars. Ness was powerless as she saw how her well-beloved board turned into the 'Kwaadwillig Brits Imperium'.
- ...
-All of the ministers were banished by the new established power. Now the forums respected posters are now all gone leaving Krits in charge of everything
-A new member of the Forum has now gained power in the new Government with the position of assistant to the Emperor who is currently Krits.
-Due to the change in Goverenment a civil war has broke out in the RP to see who would win, the old goverenment or the new one.
-The New Delegate is Krits, with 200 endorsements of love and happiness
===
Spreek uit (Speak Out):
-Ness has decided to leave the region and it may soon fall into a chaos of paradoxes with a large tub of ice cream
-EM has gone wayward. His location is unknown, but is rumored to be 7/20 of everywhere, with SoBe and Cookays in hand. May be slightly mentally and emotionally off with the Rusty Spoon of Doom.
-Everyone else could not be contacted due to weird activities and sacrifices with Cow Tales.
===
Forums:
- While doing a forum cleanup, our founder, Ness Snorlaxia, accidentally deleted 'The Regional Chatterbox', all two hundred topics full of craziness and beer stuff were lost. This caused several Hyruleans to go mad and spam the complete forum, creating such a mess Ness eventually proposed to totally, completely and utterly re-establish the forums.
- Nearly the same happened with the Government section, fortunately, due to a connection failure the operation failed, effectively creating room for something else:
-Oddly enough now the Regional Languages are the Dutch and the Portuguese... So now the RP'ing is restricted to this two languages.
-Napevno, daremno
Bula ya nadto chemna
Hey, shee kee dai, shee ree kee dam de
Shee ree kee dai, shee kee ree a dam da
Dlya tebe, dlya sebe
Zastelyu tsile nebo
Hey, dam dei
Shee ree kee dai, shee kee ree a dam da
===
De Stemming van de V.N. (UN Voting):
-Oddly enough, no UN resolutions were voted at all. Whether this was caused by the recent developments or just a coincidence remains unclear.
-It has been decided that the UN will be outlawed in Hyrule due to the emotionally unstableness that is produced in Oil-for-Food program(s).
===
Ambassades (Embassies):
-Due to unclear reasons, most embassies were kindly asked by the the MoFA, South Malaysia, to leave the region to prevent any problems should they occur after the installment of the British Hyrulean Imperium.
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De Dag van de gelukkige Dwazen van April iedereen!!!!
Zuid- Maleisië, Minister van Buitenlandse zaken
Zuid- Maleisië, Minister van Buitenlandse zaken
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Okay that is all i have for right now, so post crazy stuffs, and suggest a new topic and post what you would put in it and POST!!
~SM
(PS: Anything UNTRUE is WANTED && ACCEPTED =DDDD XD)
eDiT: Will make up evil Hyrule Commoner Banner, and etc.
